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its fucking jauary

@calcium-is-screaming / calcium-is-screaming.tumblr.com

everyone thinks i'm brain rotted, no idea why he/they (he is preferred)

How does one get 10K notes on a post.....

because i like causing problems i am going to make this a tag game! it will incredibly unfortunate if this fails but we'll see

reblog with favorite snack and color!!! (i couldn't think of anything better sorey)

for me: reese's pieces & maroon/forest green :3

Ooh!

Favorite snack: Gotta be a three way tie between Cheez-Its, Peanut M&M's, and chocolate-covered raisins!

Favorite color: Cyan! Or any of those blue-greens that look like clear, sunlit ocean water =)

@nerdzanddadz thanks for the tag! ^u^

and anyone else who feels like jumping on! (^u^)//✨

Favorite Snack: Palmiers, Sunflower Seeds, Bugles, Corn Nuts, Meringues, & Nerds Ropes.

Favorite Color: Black. Always has been (Pink), always will be. XD

@telemna-hyelle @thetanzanitequill @nancyheart11 anddd anyone who wants a reblog, please take this sword 🗡️ it's dangerous to go alone!

Taking that sword, thank you 🗡️

Favorite snack(s): ice cream, brownies, cheddar cheese sandwiches

Favorite color(s): gold, purple, green, red, blue, and black. My Zelda fixation knows no bounds

ooh, I think I got tagged in another branch of this, but i'll totally do it again!

Fav snack: def those flat pretzels that you get in the big ass bags at Costco

Fav colour: A dark Maroon that leans more towards red than purple

cool!

My favorite snack is either chocolate or combos (like the pretzels with the weird cheese in them) (not chocolate covered combos though I have tried those and they don’t taste good)

My favorite color is probably dark green or yellow.

uhh, favorite snack??… hmmm these like, pickle flavored cheese-without-the-cheese balls

Fav color?: green and indigo (like indigo valley, get it? Like, Slime rancher??? Ok I’ll stop)

And any1 else

favorite snack would beeeeee hmmmmmm probablyyyyyy cheese. specifically the aged cheddar cheese cubes you get at whole foods, mmm those are so good

my favorite colors are dark gray and teal!

has your youth group room/church ever set on fire?

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NO TWIN

WHAT THE FUCK

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okay so a couple months ago the fire alarm went off at church and so mass was ended early, the fire was like super small tho idk if it was even a real fire or just a lot of smoke

then today someone made popcorn *really* wrong and it smoked a ton and we had to leave the room because of all the smoke

oh and then like two weeks ago they played with candles and fabreeze and made flamethrowers

😭😭😭

yknow we’re just lighting up the world like jesus told us to!

😭💔😭

we’re letting this little laugh of ours to the extreme!

twinnnn.......

whyyyyyyyy

do you not like my puns :(

I made Jiffy Pop wrong once and all the popcorn started soaring about the room it was not safe

yeah that sounds very not safe

idk why the colors are so light on mine lol but here's mineeee

open tags!!!

Touch me anywhere between my throat and my thighs and you’re going to die a slow, painful death!

The family one is with pretty much all of my family except my cousin, grandma, and SOMETIMES my little brother No feet for anyone XD

Family, I’ll sometimes let my sister give me hugs…

Hands are for high-fives only, unless we’re really close

If you touch my neck or wrists and you will regret it…

A few of my friends have the same privileges as a crush/lover but that's only if I've known them a long time and we know everything about each other basically.

i really hate physical contact with my family for some reason so only high fives and then haircuts are done by my aunt so my hair is okay if you ask I guess.

for me my crush is my friend so it’s really jst the same ig idk i’ve never had a lover

has your youth group room/church ever set on fire?

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NO TWIN

WHAT THE FUCK

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okay so a couple months ago the fire alarm went off at church and so mass was ended early, the fire was like super small tho idk if it was even a real fire or just a lot of smoke

then today someone made popcorn *really* wrong and it smoked a ton and we had to leave the room because of all the smoke

oh and then like two weeks ago they played with candles and fabreeze and made flamethrowers

😭😭😭

yknow we’re just lighting up the world like jesus told us to!

😭💔😭

we’re letting this little laugh of ours to the extreme!

twinnnn.......

whyyyyyyyy

do you not like my puns :(

has your youth group room/church ever set on fire?

Avatar

NO TWIN

WHAT THE FUCK

Avatar

okay so a couple months ago the fire alarm went off at church and so mass was ended early, the fire was like super small tho idk if it was even a real fire or just a lot of smoke

then today someone made popcorn *really* wrong and it smoked a ton and we had to leave the room because of all the smoke

oh and then like two weeks ago they played with candles and fabreeze and made flamethrowers

😭😭😭

yknow we’re just lighting up the world like jesus told us to!

😭💔😭

we’re letting this little laugh of ours to the extreme!

has your youth group room/church ever set on fire?

Avatar

NO TWIN

WHAT THE FUCK

Avatar

okay so a couple months ago the fire alarm went off at church and so mass was ended early, the fire was like super small tho idk if it was even a real fire or just a lot of smoke

then today someone made popcorn *really* wrong and it smoked a ton and we had to leave the room because of all the smoke

oh and then like two weeks ago they played with candles and fabreeze and made flamethrowers

😭😭😭

yknow we’re just lighting up the world like jesus told us to!

has your youth group room/church ever set on fire?

Avatar

NO TWIN

WHAT THE FUCK

Avatar

okay so a couple months ago the fire alarm went off at church and so mass was ended early, the fire was like super small tho idk if it was even a real fire or just a lot of smoke

then today someone made popcorn *really* wrong and it smoked a ton and we had to leave the room because of all the smoke

oh and then like two weeks ago they played with candles and fabreeze and made flamethrowers

Its time for a tumblr snow ball fight again. Tag and reblog. Heads up @darth-perineum

HEADDDDD SHOTTTTTT! CAN'T CATCH ME @whatsup135 @jokerislandgirl32 @frozenperditionshard

GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA GOOOOO! I'M OUTTA HERE

I was tagging by so many people in this, so I’m retaliating with snowballs to so many people! Get snowballed!

OH SHIT NO NO NO

I AM RUNNING AWAY

HAVE THIS IN RETALIATION, I AM ESCALATING THE SNOWBALL FIGHT

@magical-sweet-kitty, @a-fucking-tornado, @mayawithany and the other mutuals who usually tag me in games (I remember part of your @ but not your full @, sorry) and all my other mutuals and anyone who wants to join, you all also get a shovel of snow thrown at you

YAYYY I CAN FINALLY BE PART OF THIS I WAITED FOR SO LONG THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY TBH TYSM

RAHHHHHHHH

I HAVE TO HIDE AGHHHHHH

yall can’t see me right?

Silly Game Time: WEIRD RACES! A magnificent specimen of aptenodytes forsteri, or the emperor penguin—the largest species of penguin. It stands at 3'3" (100cm), weighs just under 100lbs (45kg), and is only impeded by ... being a penguin on land. VS An olympic-class wrestler who can only advance while lying on the ground and rolling.

Which will be the first to cross the finish line 250 yards (basically 250 meters) away? You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!

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olympic class wrestler for sure

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