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•whiz, 24, they/them•
•mostly band stuff rn ft. some other shit•

!! attention all fall out boy fans !!

the time has come for the sixth annual fall out boy fan census! if you would like to participate, please fill out this form by January 10th at 11:59pm pst to have your opinion counted! please consider reblogging this post to spread the word! and, most importantly, have fun! 💙

things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

  1. how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40
  2. sometimes your soulmate is a man

people keep tagging this saying "all professional athletes should be taught this" etc. please don't misunderstand me: i didn't say "all athletes" because i actually want your favorite f1 driver to be broke and closeted forever

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

ilya wants to have his head in someone's lap and be pet sooooo bad. i get him

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