exactly

freeze frame. yeah, thats me. you might be wondering if thats me. yeah its me. ok thanks. unfreezes frame

Botanically-accurate Yule log cake 2025 reveal: Shagbark hickory with chicken of the woods, puffballs, green-stain, and rhizomorphs of honey mushroom that didn't show up well in this photo. Orange cake, cranberry filling, chocolate ganache and chocolate shags. I'd wanted to make a shagbark log for like 10 years now and it turned out great!

Trees.

You agree.

Reblog.

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

posting ocs is scary like what if everyone kills me

Say no to generative AI slop, bring back badly photoshopped images.

Cats loooove to curl up and sleep on Bibles. This is because all cats are Christians.

frightening news: apparently granny squares multiply if left unattended? and they will crawl atop your cat, also.

very spooky…

Heaven forbid a grown adult sit on her kitchen floor to drink a cup of ice water at 6 am without being harangued by a tragically orphaned lint poltergeist

Sir how are you 100% baby 100% demon. Choose one or the other

Can't share water with Vice, he dunks his hands in it and then sucks on his beansprouts. Dainty little hairy mouthfuls for him

Eilean Donan Castle,  Dornie, Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland

who needs enemies when you have your own brain

@become-mop

that’s a fool’s errand. a jester’s chore, if you will. a real clown’s appointment

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