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pfp by: samoubica (tumblr) allegedly responsible for the widespread Winterbunny infection 💗🐇

What overconsumption core thing do you assign to the Greek class? Like who is labubu and who is crumbl cookie and stuff. Pls.

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I’m not going to lie I only know the very basic ones as you mentioned (and “Dubai chocolate” LOL)

Richard would be a Temu/Shein “luxury” shopper but he wouldn’t tell anyone ofc 💀💀 (I think the twins might use it too LMFAO)

Francis might buy a labubu for bunny. He thinks it’s fitting (Bunny loves it and he’s been pestering Henry to get him one for like forever)

Henry….i really can’t make up my mind about him. He doesn’t give me consumerist vibes like. But maybe he would unironically like Dubai chocolate/or the pistachio-matcha craze (this is a stretch and a randomized assignation LMFAO) bcs imagine Henry being like “Actually, I think Dubai chocolate is rather grand,” LIKE SIR??????

Honestly all these mostly really only apply to bunny 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 and maybe Richard. I mean crumbl cookie? Performative male with the matcha and the upside down book on feminist literature (this is more Richard than Bun tho)? Bunny gives me very strong labubu vibes.

Pls feed us some silly winterbunny headcanon 😭🙏🏻

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Let me scratch my brain and shake it so it throws something out 💕💕 I had this one recently

Henry tutors Bunny sometimes (or maybe he tried in the beginning…annoying #saviorcomplex). He quickly discovers what a distracted student Bunny is; always going on tangents, interrupting Henry mid sentence to chirp up with something totally irrelevant, laughing and joking around when Henry’s trying to command respect and authority (he wants to be the Julian Morrow to someone, yk?) Henry is not a violent person by choice, but by NATURE…..Bunny brings out this very stern and irritable side of him so expect very very stern Professor Henry, pulling and twisting Bunnys ear, hitting his knuckles with a ruler, gentle but firm slaps on Bunnys empty head.

“You can’t discipline the mind without disciplining the body,” Henry says.

Bunny’s reactions to “discipline” are a mix of humorous outrage, exaggerated pain and petulant whining. He finds it absurd and laughs it off most of the times, but he LETS Henry play stern teacher because he knows Henry likes it 😏🤓 but sometimes Bunny gets in a mood bcs his moods are very unstable, and he’ll be all angry and petulant and rubbing where he’s been hit. After the lesson Henry will give him a treat— a chocolate from the drawer, an awkward pat (a kiss on the cheek?)

And then Bunny may grin and say, “See? You’ve got a soft spot for me after all,” or he may demand more attention before he can forgive Henry.

If winterbunny were in modern times, they would be this kind of annoying couple that keeps breaking up every few weeks and Bunny would keep deleting and adding then deleting again their pics on instagram. Sometimes Henry would learn that Bunny broke up with him again by Francis calling him asking why Bunny deleted pics this time.

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Obsessed with this because you described Bunny’s relationship with Marion but with HENRY and this made me realize he would actually be the shittiest boyfriend ever that’s just how he’s coded LMFAO (that’s what you get for liking a bl*nd man with a diva manchild complex wtf)

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Henry Winter queria que o bunny achasse seu diário.

Henry era inteligente e astuto, Bunny era cleptomaníaco. Eles viveram juntos por um tempo e eram amigos, óbvio que o Henry sabia do desvio de caráter do Bunny.

Na minha opinião ele queria saber qual seria a reação do Bunny, e infelizmente não foi como ele queria.

This is an exact thought I had omg

But I like your version better, because you say Henry wanted to see Bunny’s reaction, implying he hoped for a more understanding one. I can even see that happening.

I tend to villainize him a bit too much sometimes 😭🥀 my theory was he was fucking pissed off as hell and wanted an excuse to kill Bunny. So he planted the diary on purpose where Bunny would find it (as you said this hoe knew damn well Bun’s a nosy klepto). But I think your version is more objective and better, for sure. Because I am WinterBun Besties truther #1.

Ong so much discourse about why bunny had to die. I feel a bit scared bcs I honestly seconded some of these takes and I do stand by them still but the main reason was obviously the literal threat? Lmfao.

Anyway this is not proofread and I’m drugk asf so lemme say what I can I hope it makes sensa

1. No he wasn’t killed bcs of a grilled cheese um or even bcs he was “sexist” or “homophobic”. They might have each of them mentally used these reasons to justify the murder or being indifferent to Bunny’s suffering but that was not the CAUSE.

2. He was first and foremost killed bcs of the threat he posed to the group. This should be very very very obvious I mean it’s. How do you miss this point 🩷

3. I do believe, between Henry and Bunny, there were other factors we probably didn’t/werent meant to understand? Henry killed Bunny to save his own skin BUT ALSO because Bunny rejected him and his authority and Henry needs control. Henry is NOT a charismatic cult leader by any means, I don’t think he was a sniveling evil scheming bastard okay, he’s just a kid with grandiose ideas okay.

Now we know he has anger issues he represses, we see/hear about him losing his shit multiple times. (Three times to be exact I think). He also isn’t very confrontational until provoked. Which means his anger probably simmers until the provocation which sends him over the edge: so he probs holds grudges. He could not stand Bunny by the end and that’s a simple fact, maybe bcs he realized he’d spent literal fortunes and time and effort on someone who genuinely didn’t care for him/his well being, wasn’t willing to mould himself in the SLIGHTEST for Henry despite all his sacrifices, and I think there’s an angry bitter revenge factor there. We even see bro gloat after he kills Bunny 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔 joking about HELL?? KILL YOURSLEF HENRY anyway . I think a personal revenge factor was involved between the two of them

BUT this was private, and not extended to the group. So their MAINreason for k illing Bunny is still the fact that his dumbass was threatening their safety 😭😭😭😭😭

Bunny curiously running a finger up Henry's scar (Henry only allows it in these moments; pockets of intimacy in the otherwise stormy sea that is their relationship) Bunny's stopped asking about the cause of the scar (he never gets an answer, and Henry gets cold if pressed about it) so he just touches it with his hovering digits, with the outline of his lips- reverent in a way Henry wishes he wasn't.

Anonymous asked:

I had a dream of Bun having sex with Charles and Henry killing Charles for that. And I remember thinking "Okay, so incest has a pass but when Charles takes your sugar baby then it's a problem????" It was so weird, I had to tell you about it.

OH MY GOD LMFAO

Fic writers you better pick these ideas up my anons are wonderful

Anonymous asked:

bro bunny/winterbunny haters is the most rude and brainless (goes hand in hand I guess) group on here like seriously they bully people who are already less like we make up 1% of the fandom bro like they bully for having opinions that don’t even affect them like why does this book attract the most low iq individuals when it’s supposed to be this intellectual and deep thing like seriously media literacy is dead and bitches are chronical online

sorry if my english is bad btw not my first lang

MY DEAR DEAR BUNNY LIKERS PLS JUST BLOCK!!! I had someone in my DMs venting about being unable to engage w fandom bcs they feel judged by weirdos in this fandom babe it’s like 3 loud people and I promise a majority of people are normal as hell. They’re not as die hard abt bunny as we are mayhaps but they’re chill! If you see someone being nasty or doing smthn w bad faith block them babe. Protect your peace!!!! (Ur English is perfect!)

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