real

okay i'm going to confess something: i've been on tumblr for years and i'm still not sure what a "blorbo" is and at this point i'm too afraid to ask

i didn't think i had one but i don't know where the goalposts are

okay wait you can't just assign me one

to be fair Astolfo is the only character namechecked in my fucking medical records

nvm i get it now no further questions

i mentioned them once in passing to a psychiatrist because i was cosplaying them, i didn't expect him to actually write it down as part of the fucking diagnosis. i'll never understand why out of the thousand things i'd said this was the one detail that absolutely needed to be put down in ink

now i can't go skiing because i'm pretty sure if i get in an accident and need life-saving surgery the doctors will see it and write "do not recusitate"

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

This game I SWEAR-

Like, ok?? Might as well happen I guess

lucky you //

i'm really enjoying vlr but the fact that the protagonist's name is 'sigma' is killing me

sorry for struggling to take this seriously

are you shitting me

telling cool transfems on Her to play eureka

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

"You're so tall you can change their minds"

I-

i dont think KNow Your Meme gets enough credit for how seriously they archive information. i use them as a historical research source constantly. i personally have never found any false information on their site, im sure they make mistakes and i just havent personally seen any because i havent happened to be well-versed in the particular event where the error was made, but the format of their research is extremely citation-heavy. this has been especially true of how they link to tumblr posts that originated memes etc. no one else is keeping track of this information in this way

little mac finds his lost cat (based off this idea) 

me: i love this ship because they understand each other on a level no one else does

also me: i love this ship because they misunderstand each other constantly and it’s causing irreparable damage to them and everyone around them

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

JAMD

Ralsei is so "internet-friend" coded it kinda makes me wanna explode in grief

Telling Susie to “forget about him” and to make some “real friends” who, unlike him, can actually be there for her in important moments and not solely during moments of escapism. Completely disregarding his own isolation in favor of allowing someone else to be happy. His impermanence and conditionality in his friend’s lives, only interacting with them when they need to have an escape from their problems, thus never wanting to divulge his own problems lest he spoil the only reason he could possibly perceive anyone wanting to be with him. To relish in that, loving his "role" as nothing but a prop and a servant for their escapism, because that's the only way he gets any connection. Any thought given to him while "offline" and "touching grass" is pointless, and it's selfish for him to ever want that, ever want The Lightners to take a moment out of their awesome real lives to care about him.

This is just one elaborate metaphor for a friend on discord. by god she's even a trans woman.

every time I'm too scared to pull the trigger on a bluesky post, I know I can post it here. you all get me.

Mystery Inc's Survival Horrorween 🔪

Context: my family (Mom's German side) has always used butter/margarine on every meat and cheese sandwich. Everyone I've talked to find this very weird. The only people I've met who also do this were of German descent, and it has me curious!