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alright cowboy go get 'em

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eddie diaz is just like. he's my sweetheart. my pretty princess. my baby. my little kitten. my specialest little guy (god's too). my pookiebear. my sopping wet stray puppy. my babygirl. my pumpkin pie. my sunshine. my angel. my little cowboy. my little cow boy. (they're different). my ethereal baby deer with the big brown eyes. my tormented voodoo doll pierced by a thousand pins. my delicate rose. my sweet cheese. my funtime boy. my little buddy. my precious sweetiepie. my dearest darling. my punching bag that i kiss apologetically every night. my thorny rose. my fallen angel. my everything.

Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

I have made. A miscalculation

christmas eve what about christmas adam

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kowka

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

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forfuturereferenceonly

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

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reindeerplaydate

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

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I thought some people on tumblr might find this screenshot from the latest cloudward ho episode useful

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My interpretation of Torse.. scrubbed up this sketch which I drew in a frenzy before the finale. Max is there for………… scale.

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Guys Cloudward Ho was really good :(((( I am very attached to all of them but especially the little guys (killed 100 bankers, wants you in debt, nat 20 patricide, freakwatch 2025, and little miss killed everyone for one thousand years)

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