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2001 squier standard series jbass

@coolduucks / coolduucks.tumblr.com

she/her trans photo is of the bottom of foxton locks, you should go sometime its quite a nice spot and theres a museum at the top of the flight just dont be too much of a gongoozler and try not to get in the way of boaters

Hi! im hazel :)

welcome to my blog !! i love getting asks/dms but won't reply to everything... anyway hi!

enjoy some pictures i like <3

Plot hole: One of the characters is a boy when there's nothing stopping them from being a girl instead. Doesn't make sense.

Walking around the house fully nude, molotov first, stumbling into my dog in the dark and burning it to a charred crisp without hesitation

one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.

this is what the refrance

friendly reminder that Israel learned from the very best (derogatory) when it comes to flattening medical and educational facilities. like father like son, etc. good luck finding these details in any western media outlet.

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fleshdyke

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

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fleshdyke

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

It's actually so fucking weird that your identity is absolute these days. like, it's been normalized to the point we don't think of it much, but until a hundred years ago, hell even less, you could just kinda. go somewhere else, and be a new person. and that's not a thing anymore.

Yk this is fully untrue right? You can fully still do this if you're willing to change and let go of everything at literally any moment you want

since a good few people now have said this i want to be clear: you can move to a new town still and change socially, but like. the government still knows who you are. so do tons of corporations. your identity follows you.

I'm gonna be honest as fuck. black and brown people end up as victims of systemic violence within the US on a wider scale that is deplorable forever since this country's conception, especially with black Americans. and I will be honest, white liberals and leftists will see this violence, get rightfully upset, but move on. but when another white person is wrongfully murdered and tried by the system those same people will focus more outrage towards that. "they will target all of us now" is a statement made out of privilege if you don't consider the lives of black and brown people as equal.

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you have to understand to me a "boy" is a particularly pathetic type of unrealized woman. a "man" is a beast that is to be at best ignored

The year is 21XX. Miraculously, Tumblr still exists as a somewhat popular brainchip application used largely by neofujoshis and fandomites. One day, a dumb low-effort shitpost by a member of one of the few remaining tgirl posting cells blows up, spreading across the neuronetwork like a wildfire. The therian tgirl who posted it, a hacktivist who augments cybernetics as a hobby, finding itself frustrated by the tags being completely filled with male characters despite the post clearly being about girls, and decides to edit the post. As per Chipblr policy, the edit is immediately applied to every instance of the post across the neuronetwork, but due to a century’s worth of tech debt from the poorly programmed website, the text of the edited post bypasses a vulnerability in the programming of the most popular brainchip models, immediately executing the new text as code. All the brainchips of every user who viewed the post immediately prompt their users to list one (1) female character they genuinely care about, stating that the chip will continue to increase in temperature unless genuine positive emotion is detected by the chip. What was intended as a harmless prank by a tgirl hacktivist turns into one of the deadliest cyberattacks in history, as thousands of fandomites and neofujos across the remains of what was once the United States are killed due to their inability to care even slightly about a single fictional woman. Decades after this unpreventable tragedy, F/F to M/M fanfic ratios across the English speaking internet have come closer to parity than ever in recorded history with an astonishing ratio of 30% F/F to 70% M/M

transandrophobia stuff is so amusing bc it’s truly like a bunch of guys saying “nuh uh it’s no fair there’s not a blue one!” and trying to build an ideology out of that

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