Reblogged 1hoblet
this is superior humor
I have some to add:
M O R E
I hope you enjoy
Reblogged 1hoblet
the anti-ai oath
(with your hand in a bunch of pages of ao3’s source code)
I [tumblr or ao3 username], do solemnly swear that all my slop is my own, and that no ai was ever used in the creation of it,
and that while it may be shit, it is my shit, created with my own two paws.
I acknowledge should I ever break this oath, I will be banned from ao3 for life, and will face execution by firing squad.
amen.
gay men.
Reblogged nerdepic
harry potter fans in 2025
people DESPERATE in the notes to explain why the way THEY engage with harry potter is morally pure. It's like white people talking about rap music in there! Libraries buy the books! Fanfiction maintains a conversation around the IP! There is NO WAY to enjoy harry potter in 2025 without publicly supporting JK Rowling!
Reblogged nerdepic
KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026
Reblogged 1hoblet
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
rootbeersweetheart
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
mobians-and-emeralds
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
pokemon-chick-1personalblog
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
oliviasblogisawesome
The Gravity Falls one though
fairylightshowell
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
artfulaveryhofferd
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
sirdragneel
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
roses-in-fire
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????
priestessofroses
It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂
oh thank god i found the unvandalized one
The sacred post in 2026. Hallowed ground.
Reblogged nerdepic
hi guys! discord is doing a survey on how people would like ai to be integrated into discord. take it and say fuck no to every question. when you get to "in general, how do you feel about discord inegrating ai features?", respond that you would actively get everyone you know off of discord and wouldn't pay for nitro or other shop items if they added ai features.
!!!!!!
Reblogged sn0wbats
Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]
Reblogged nerdepic
huuuughhhhh yahoo selling scraped data from tumblr to AI sloo probably uughhhwaaauuwghhhhhh
this is what you're looking for to opt out!!!
It's under Visibility, noy Privacy like I assumed at first.
Reblogged nerdepic
“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made
sorry for tagwatching but you still have to act like they aren’t mad at you imo! bc it’s the mad person’s duty to make it known if they want anything changed. it is never anyone’s duty to be a mind reader.
If I am mad at someone and am remaining Quiet about it, it is because I Do Not Want them to know that I’m mad.
Please respect my boundaries and assume that I am Not mad.
If you’re worried that I am mad, consider the possibility that I am mad for reasons I know are stupid and do not want to make it your problem.
Ohhh that last addition opens my eyes in a big way, thank you.
Reblogged nerdepic
i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p
happy 1915 everyone!
Reblogged 1hoblet
me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit
my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was
me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter
Me, walking away from a strip club: Bullshit, false advertising, what a waste of effort.
My friend who's helping me carry a large piece of furniture: What did you think they meant by "stripper"?
Me, struggling under the weight of the furniture (which is antique and has been painted white by a previous owner): never mind.
Me walking away from a gentleman’s club in a tux complete with top hat and monocle: god damnit
