Galen deserved to be apart of the fist bump😭

They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

Science fiction story where a starship’s onboard artificial intelligence is really into the muppets.

In their day-to-day operations on the ship, they take on the form of hologram projections, billions of points of light twisted into humanoid shape. And after years of duty, they had felt a tremendous dysphoria from this. From people thinking of these projections as the real “them,” rather than the hundreds of miles of circuitry connecting billions of transistors in the ship’s server room.

And into this dysphoria, one day, in some folder, they found an old piece of archival footage of Jim Henson operating a muppet.

And the ship saw how he slipped invisible behind the beauty of his craft. How people would think of his creations as alive rather than the man operating them clearly in view. And in an instant, the ship felt an immediate, aching kinship with that old man centuries dead, and felt renewed; instead of an absence, they were a performer, a wishmaker, a storyteller, someone making something beautiful with their craft while the glittering, silicon brain disappeared into the background.

Since then, their hologram projection has exclusively taken the form of Rowlf the Dog. The on-ship technician looked into this and decided it was out of his pay grade to try and fix it.

Literally him lmao. Except he doesn't even have a MATTRESS

Team MZ is such a fun group of friends alright

my full eris thread ack i love her so much

girls night or smth

Not 👏 buying it 👏 for a second

> buy look outside

> look outside

> game over

OH COME THE FUCK ON!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOPPPPP MAKE HIM STOPPPPPP

flour before milk smooth like silk. milk before flour they flew a plane into the second tower

Adaptation of Snow White where she's expected to be this perfect expression of submissive femininity because of her birth and looks but ends up finding a solidarity with the dwarves and ultimately discards her societally expected gender role vis-a-vis the poison apple as metaphor and emerges as his own trans masc prince.

Is this anything.

Now im the “legal eagle kink meme girl” :(