the officalverse is so weird because wdym no one is actually not no one but instead a really famous person and satan is a fifteen-year-old girl who kicked it all off and there's a gaslighter going around lying to people and there's a silly frog who I haven't seen do all that much arson smh and there's evil bread for some reason and someone who keeps forgetting everything and a supervillain who may or may not be a better employer than most (at least from what I've seen) and there's a journalist who reports on it all a bunch of other really cool people and everyone just interacts with each other and is having a good time
anyways the officalverse rocks
IM GONNA FUCKING GET YOU AI JESUS
why do trans people hate each other .. why cant we all just be happy and frolick in the fields and giggle and eat sandwiches and feed each other berries .. like both transmisogyny and transmisandry exist why cant we just agree on that .. trans people shouldnt be fighting each other over the fact were trans we should be fighting against the pieces of shit who are transphobic ..
I have two modes
Patton
And Virgil
No in between
I thought you ment virgil the poet
the one dante was a fanboy of
YO NO WAY YOU'RE REAL NON FUCKING WAY
the officalverse really is crazy
also you are literally the biggest Virgil fanboy, don't try an negate the fact
my selfship bible fanfic is NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE BRINGING UP. it was a long time ago, ok???
oh yeah since you brought it up
how tf are you alive?
did you threaten god to get back on earth?
I wrote myself into the narrative before, and I can do it again.
also there’s WiFi in the afterlife.
NO WAY
im killing myself right now
oh no wait I CAN'T CUZ APPARENTLY FOR YOU SUICIDE IS A SIN
(i wasn't gonna kill myself anyway btw, it was strictly for comedic purposes)
don’t you FUCKING dare. Sinner.
im gonna sin SO MUCH
ALSO GIMME TAGLIATELLE
I WOULD KILL FOR SOME DAM TAGLIATELLE RN
IM GIVING NOTHING TO YOU, SINFUL WRETCH.
B E G O N E
I have two modes
Patton
And Virgil
No in between
I thought you ment virgil the poet
the one dante was a fanboy of
YO NO WAY YOU'RE REAL NON FUCKING WAY
the officalverse really is crazy
also you are literally the biggest Virgil fanboy, don't try an negate the fact
my selfship bible fanfic is NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE BRINGING UP. it was a long time ago, ok???
oh yeah since you brought it up
how tf are you alive?
did you threaten god to get back on earth?
I wrote myself into the narrative before, and I can do it again.
also there’s WiFi in the afterlife.
NO WAY
im killing myself right now
oh no wait I CAN'T CUZ APPARENTLY FOR YOU SUICIDE IS A SIN
(i wasn't gonna kill myself anyway btw, it was strictly for comedic purposes)
don’t you FUCKING dare. Sinner.
I have two modes
Patton
And Virgil
No in between
I thought you ment virgil the poet
the one dante was a fanboy of
YO NO WAY YOU'RE REAL NON FUCKING WAY
the officalverse really is crazy
also you are literally the biggest Virgil fanboy, don't try an negate the fact
my selfship bible fanfic is NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE BRINGING UP. it was a long time ago, ok???
oh yeah since you brought it up
how tf are you alive?
did you threaten god to get back on earth?
I wrote myself into the narrative before, and I can do it again.
also there’s WiFi in the afterlife.
I have two modes
Patton
And Virgil
No in between
I thought you ment virgil the poet
the one dante was a fanboy of
YO NO WAY YOU'RE REAL NON FUCKING WAY
the officalverse really is crazy
also you are literally the biggest Virgil fanboy, don't try an negate the fact
my selfship bible fanfic is NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE BRINGING UP. it was a long time ago, ok???
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can't tell if you're a bot or not but its really funny to see you in my notifs
I'm a simple organism
I see an email post, I press "like", I keep scrolling
Email post
email post
If this blows up I'm coming after you both
email post
stop
Time to do the funni and be rather… inconvenient
@tree-offical SUMMON THE OFFICALVERSE
I am going to piss on the moon, fucking stop
I REFUSE! YOU CAN’T STOP ME! *Runs away cackling evilly, a la cartoon villain, before running face-first into a fence in the distance*
Oh I'm gonna be ya so hard you'll have a twitch!!!
You’re going to “be me”?
FUCK THIS FUCKASS KEYBOARD GOOGLE EVERYTHING YOU DO IS SHIT
STOP BRINGING ATTENTION TO IT (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
I REFUSE! THIS IS MY VILLAIN ARC!
I wanted to be known for art on here not this bullshit!
TOO LATE! ACCEPT YOUR FATE!
NOOOOOOOOOOO! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
YES! IT SHALL BE SO!
Bet.
@ares-offical @adhd-offical @bomb-offical @ballpit-offical @clipboard-offical @classroom-offical @communism-offical @cervical-vertebrae-offical @dungeon-master-offical @doomed-by-the-narrative-offical @drinking-offical @dante-offical @doomedyaoioffical @existence-offical @edible-offical @elvis-offical @emo-offical @ftm-offical @freyja-offical @frog-offical @faa-offical @gaslight-offical @gojo-offical @glass-o-water-official @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grims-horse-offical @hatsune-miku-offical @hera-offical @hekate-offical @imp-offical @isadora-offical @the-first-imp-offical @job-application-offical @jehova-offical @jeff-offical @jesus-oficial @kandi-kid-offical @keyboard-offical @knife-offical @lemon-offical @leviathan-offical @merriam-webster-offical @mayhem-offical @murder--offical @mafia-official @no-one-offical @nyx-offical @noah-offical @ominous-offical
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