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sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie
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Dan waiting until his 18th birthday to message his favorite youtuber in quick succession about being in love with him is one thing, like, good job Y/N, you're the main character, but every night I lie awake thinking about Phil "having the hair to attract an emo boy, and look who he got" Lester.
I just. Imagine you're Phil and you're just doing your silly little YouTube videos and all of a sudden, this fucking emo snack who's been replying to your movie tweets like 5 times tells you he's crushing on you, and you're just like "wait it WORKED?" and immediately snatch up his msn and then you blink and he's posting photos without his shirt on that are very obviously for you, and he has a girlfriend, but boy, does that not stop him. She's in his closet, you're on his dailybooth, you are, indeed, not the same.
What a fucking love story, man. They definitely matched each other's freak.
Reblogged edosianorchids901
I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive
Reblogged keep-calm-and-watch-spatort
people get real weird as soon as the trans man they're talking about has a cock instead of a 'boypussy' huh lmao
yall need to realize that some (a lot of!) trans man have cocks! cocks indistinguishable from cis male cocks! trans man =/= boypussy
"yeah i love trans men omg i love boypussy!!!" ok do you love trans men when they are indistinguishable from cis men? when they have no vaginas, and cocks and balls?
not hijacking! they very much do talk about it in similar ways! there's a comment i added somewhere in the reblogs that talks about how shitty slogans like "real men have pussies" and "real women have cocks" are and what they imply about trans people who have lower surgery
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Nr. 6 für Boerne/Thiel? 🤭
6. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
Das kurz fassen klappt nicht so, darum auch ein Doppeldrabble, aber genau 200 Wörter is ja auch noch ziemlich kurz, finde ich.
Thiel war frustriert, als er von der Arbeit kam, der Fall war beknackt und Boerne war auf irgend so einer komischen Konferenz, das hieß, er würde heute wieder alleine essen, so wie auch die letzten Tage, Boerne würde erst morgen wieder kommen. Aber immerhin nur noch eine Nacht. er schlug die Tür hinter sich zu und verschwand im Bad, erstmal duschen, er hatte heute mal wieder durch den Staub kriechen müssen, bei einer Verfolgungsjagd. Die Klamotten landeten direkt im Wäschekorb.
Er rubbelte sich noch die Haare trocken, als er ins Schlafzimmer ging, um sich frische Sachen zu holen, da fiel sein Blick auf sein Bett in dem… Boerne lag… nackt.
"Warum bist du nackt in meinem Bett?" fragte er verwirrt.
"Also erstens bist du auch nackt und zweitens dachte ich, du freust dich", antwortete Boerne und zog eine Schnute.
"Tu ich ja auch", sagte Thiel, der noch kurz verarbeiten musste, dass Boerne doch schon wieder da war. "Ich dachte nur, du kommst erst morgen.
"Ich dachte, ich überrasche dich." Boerne grinste jetzt und Thiel musste auch lächeln.
"Aber warum nackt?" fragte er nochmal, während er sich aufs Bett setzte, um Boerne zu küssen.
"Rate mal", Boerne hob anzüglich eine Augenbraue.
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Reblogged kalikatze
I am women and you can too
i'm trying. i'm trying so hard to women
Your doing great i promise 👍
Reblogged breaddo
Diagram I made to explain the importance of me having a hyperfixation at all times
Many people seem to have the misunderstanding that if one doesn’t have a hyperfixation, they will have more time to think normal thoughts. This however, is incorrect. The amount of normal thoughts thunk by the average neurodivergent stays relatively the same, it’s the amount of bad thoughts thunk that changes depending on the intensity of ones’ hyperfixation. Yes I am a neuroscientist trust me
fuckkk!" Ich war noch nicht fertig! 34. (my fave) Your arriving at a crime scene. Name je one character that would a) put gloves on b) go straight inside and touch the murder weapon with their bare hands c) enter text here
Leo Hölzer would always wear gloves, while Adam Schürk would touch the murder weapon with bare hands.
Ähmm ich bin nicht sicher was das c angeht, darum hab ich das so lange liegen lassen 😅
Reblogged mothmans-cumrag
"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it
Reblogged renisnotonfire
phil's dad circa 2009 playing through the interactive christmas adventure to support his quirky son and his new friend in their creative endeavors, getting to the end and hearing "congratulations, you've won a copy of me and phil's sex tape!" as the weird kid he let into his home starts undressing for the camera
Like the normal Person I am, I have a spreadshhet with all the fics I wrote and just added the latest ones and also the ones that are finished and noch posted yet and it 48 stories with 124045 words. And this is just everything that is completely finished and ready to post, there are still some I need to edit (14). I will never catch up wit posting this.
Also 40 of thia are apparently Tatort Münster
Reblogged breaddo
merry yaoimas and happy new yuri
Reblogged keep-calm-and-watch-spatort
if you use 🌽 when you mean pornography im just going to respond to you as if you mean corn
Reblogged cricrithings
Anonymous asked:
do you have at least one openly queer family member? (not including yourself?
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