“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

Quick artist’s rendition

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

"nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" cheeseburger and fries with a big dr pepper and a fat man to share it with...

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

I barely even bit her and she came all over the place. Whore.

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

Using this schema of defining generations,

So the creator titled this "Caveman Cooking," but I have decided that it is Grug the Orc making Peanut Butter Squares. Link to original post.

Sound on. Trust me.

I love him and his flat little ass

comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream

There's a post going around Tumblr about how if you're post-menopausal and have bleeding, you should get it checked by your doctor. I brought some minor bleeding I'd had up in a doctor visit earlier this year, prompted by that post, and this week, after a biopsy, I found out I have cancer. It's early stage and the survival odds at 5 years are 99%. I have an oncologist appointment and we may have caught it early enough that surgery alone will be sufficient treatment (no radiation/chemo).

So that post may have saved my life and it may have made my treatment a lot easier too.

If you get into menopause and then start bleeding again, really, get your reproductive innards checked out. The life you save may be your own.