my goal for 2026 is to become the new pdf

Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific

history nerds will fr be like "my blorbo!!" and its the 3rd king of england

idk why I couldn’t be one of those gay people who just stans like a musician instead of long dead historical figures. like yes your fave may be 20 weeks at number one in the charts but mine has been 23,000 weeks mouldering in the tombs. so what now.

Gender non-convergent

'Male/female aligned' is out, 'converges to male/female' is in.

Gender convergent, gender divergent, gender oscillating.

My gender is everywhere continuous but nowhere differentiable

Exam questions are like "invent an evil and fucked up gender that is bounded and continuous but not uniformly continuous" "invent an evil and fucked up gender that is continuous on [0,1] and attains each value at an even number of points" don't mind if I do

Conditionally convergent gender

"Yeah you know when I was growing up I was definitely an f: ℂ -> ℂ st f(x)=x² but these days I identify more as an f: ℚ -> ℚ st f(x)=x². Like it's mostly the same and I don't mind when people treat it the same but it feels a little different."

You people aren't going to trick me into learning maths no matter how queer you make them

Sure sure if you take my first gender and my second one they define a boundary over a gender space. We shall call these boundaries w.l.o.g. a and b, defining further their interval as [a,b]. As my gender is only defined on this boundary, we know by Bolzano-weierstrauss that there exists at least one convergent subsequence in the sequence of my genders. Let (a_1, a_2, …) be this sequence. We claim that this sequence converges to something in the range [femme-aligned, binary female]. Proof is left as an exercise to the reader □

is it a crush or do I just really enjoy their presence. Find out next .

Dog with da socks 🧦

If you find me charming and charismatic on here you will probably not like me at all irl. Irl im like a weird nonverbal child. But through the power of the internet.. i'm a weirder more annoying child.... isn't that such an awesome thing

brutalist nuclear power plants🩶

not to gross u out but i daydream abt u resting ur head on my chest and ur completely at ease and ur safe and warm

I was rewatching ep 23 of Well Theres Your Problem podcast, they were talking about the Chernobyl exclusion zone and Alice said "The wildlife were returning they were sitting on barrels playing balalaikas" I was so enamored by that image I had to draw it

silly straw idea for if you and your buddy wanna drink eachothers blood

no seriously we need more ocs doing op's profession. why stop at my silly little group of HEP nerds. sure it's easy for me because the whole thing is prone to fuckass experimentation but literally live your dream. do what you want forever and ever and if that means having your tired 25 y/o comp sci masters student get SAO'd, please do it

Artwork I did for the front and back cover of the Lackadaisy vinyl album. (It features "Last Call", plus music from the pilot and animated shorts.) Left to right are Sy, JJ, Mozzie, Zib, Mitzi, and Ben.

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