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hello and welcome to year six (!) of my Very Official ratings of various chanukah menorabilia I've found across the internet this year! fear not I have selected only the very worst best for you. prepare your eyeballs.

sure I guess the number of menorah branches is optional. so is accurate hebrew on dreidels. for the one holiday that involves neither wine nor torah readings those sure do pop up a lot. 5/10 glad to be back in the land of the boob donuts

welcome to whose dreidel is it anyway where the rules are made up and the letters don't matter. I'm going to wipe my mouth on this napkin so I can stop looking at it. which is a shame because otherwise this would be very cute. 4/10 hebrew is not some ancient indecipherable writing on a cavewall somewhere in france

I'll allow the non-kosher menorah for the sake of the wholesome interfaith dogs. this relationship won't last long since that wooden door Will be catching fire in the next few minutes. 6/10 even santa looks concerned

I'm a sucker for funky socks and these are definitely fun. though I'm not sure what challah is doing there. or the wine. or the torahs. or the- wait.

try to use a honey dipper to fill your oil menorah and see how far that gets you. now you're sticky AND a fire hazard. 6/10 did you know every jewish holiday is actually also every jewish holiday

I think my eyes are bleeding. I'm retconning this motherfucker: the matzah is obviously there in case the reindeer gets hungry. the torah is there because he's converting. the christmas trees are just his natural environment. -613/10 I'm shocked the menorah is kosher but considering everything else they probably stumbled upon that by accident.

you may have heard of the four sons of passover but have you met the four geese of chanukah? Their names are Menorah, Dreidel, Latke, and Gentile Ally. 8/10 the letters on that dreidel are just the sounds you make when you cough

they called this Hanukkah Hank but I just call it a hate crime. even his kippah knows what it's really meant to be. no self-respecting inflatable jewish character would have a detached mustache. 4/10 there's a chabad rabbi somewhere who would love this

okay can we have woodland creatures chanukah every year please. I feel at peace just looking at this. the gazelle jumping for joy is how it feels to nat20 three gimmels in a row during dreidel. this is something I didn't even know I needed in my life. 10/10 nature therapy works every time

(Previous years: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

4 years later.

many thanks to @oluka and the wonderful people on the #artist-cafe channel of the profound bond discord server for anatomy help!

it was still November 5 in my timezone when I posted this, so I'm calling that a win.

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I read your post about open enrollment for the ACA and was hoping you might expand on why you believe it would take years to dismantle. I've been terrified that with a Republican house/senate, Trump could just snap his fingers and make it go away within months of taking office. I'd love some reassurance that that's not possible.

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Hiya, sure I can share some thoughts on the matter! First, it's very important to understand the ACA is a huuuuuuuuuuuuge system with subject matter experts in dozens of places throughout the process. I'm one of those SMEs, but I am at the end of the process where the revenue is generated, so my insight is limited on the public facing pieces.

What this means is that I am professionally embedded in the ACA in a position that exists purely to show what conditions people are treated for and then generate that data into what's called a "risk score". There's about 6 pages I could write on it, but the takeaway is that the ACA is

1) intricately interwoven with the federal government

2) increasingly profitable, sustainable, and growing (it is STILL a for-profit system if you can believe it)

3) wholeheartedly invested in by the largest insurance companies in the country LARGELY due to the fact that they finally learned the rules of how to make the ACA a thriving center of business

4) since the big issuers are arm+leg invested in the ACA, there is a lot of resistance politically and on an industry level to leave it behind (think of the lobbyists, politicians, corporations that will fight tooth and nail to protect their profit + investment)

The process to calculate a risk score takes roughly 2 years. There is an audit for the concurrent year and then a vigorous retro audit for the prev year - - this is a rolling cycle every year. Medicare has a similar process. These are RVP + RADV audits if you would like the jargon.

Eliminating the ACA abruptly is as internally laughable as us finishing the RADV audit ahead of schedule. If Trump were to blow the ACA into smithereens on day 1, he would be drowning in issuer complaints and an economic health sector that is essentially bleeding out. You cut off the RVP early? We have half of next RADV stuck in the gears now. You cut off the RADV early? No issuer will get their "risk adjusted" payments for services rendered in the prev benefit year (to an extent, again very complex multi-process system).

The ACA is GREAT for the public and should be defended on that basis alone. However, the inner capitalistic nature of the ACA is a powerful armor that has conservatives + liberals defending it on a basis of capital + market growth. It's not sexy, but it makes too much money consistently for the system to be easily dismantled.

Or at least that's what I can tell you from the money center of the ACA. they don't bring us up in political conversation because we are confusing to seasoned professionals, boring to industry outsiders, and consistently we are anathema to the anti-ACA talking points.

I am already preparing for next year's RVP for this window of open enrollment. That RVP process will feed into the RADV in 2026. In 2025, we begin the RADV for 2024. If nothing else, the slow fucking gears of CMS will keep the ACA alive until we finish our work at the end of the process. I highly doubt that will be the only reason the ACA is safeguarded, but it is a powerful type of support to pair with people protecting the ACA for other reasons.

I work every day to show, defend, and educate on how many diagnoses are managed thru my company's ACA plans. My specialty is cancer and I see a lot of it. The revenue drive comes from the Medical Loss Ratio (MLR) rule stating only 20% MAX of profit may go to the issuer + the 80% at a minimum must go back to the customer or be invested in expanding benefits. The more people on the plan using it, the higher that 20% becomes for the issuer and the more impactful that 80% becomes for the next year of benefit growth. It is remarkably profitable once issuers stop seeking out "healthy populations". The ACA is a functional method for issuers to tap into a stable customer base (sick/chronic ill customers) that turns a profit, grows, and builds strong consumer bases in each state.

The industry can never walk away from this overnight - - this is the preferred investment for many big players. Changing the direction of those businesses will be a monumental effort that takes years (at least 2 with the audits). In the meantime, you still have benefits, you still have care, and you still have reason to sign up. Let us deal with the bureaucracy bullshit, go get your care and know you have benefits thru 2025 and we will be working to keep it that way for 2026 and forward. This is a wing of the federal government, it is not a jenga tower like Trump wishes.

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I worry about them eliminating subsidies. Our insurance would be 3000 per month without it.

If I could pitch season 16 of Supernatural:

  • Dean wakes up and it turns out that everything from 15x18 was an Empty Nightmare because he actually grabbed Cas just before he got taken, so got pulled in too.
  • Sam and Jack have been trying to get them both out for 5 years.
  • Jack still got the God Powers but he's whimsical with them and retains his personality. He wants to try and preserve human free will. But also helps in small ways where he can. (and still pops into the bunker for a bowl of cereal from time to time)
  • Sam is the 'new Bobby' in the MOL bunker - sending out hunters and knowing all the lore about all the monsters. (Also he practices witchcraft on the side)
  • No blurry wife - Sam and Eileen are engaged - and no Dean Jr. But! they are considering having a kid soon. And! They can get married now that Dean and Cas are back!
  • Dean and Cas heartfelt reunion!!! Clinging hug!!!! Never let me go again!!!! We're not talking about the confession but we both want to!!!!! etc etc
  • Cas is still an angel and Jack offers to make him an archangel !! Cas feels like he should say yes out of obligation (even if he doesn't want to leave) but Dean actually FINALLY asks him. to stay? (Cas immediately declines Jack's offer)
  • Dean struggles with the memories of his Empty Nightmare. (It was just SO bad. But also he tries to describe Old Man Sam and his bad hair and that cheers him up.)
  • The original Death is back because he never really died, he just didn't want to be involved in all the Winchester shenanigans. But he's back now that all the world-ending chaos is over. (Tessa is also back as his second-in-command)
  • Billie is the new ruler over the Empty, and it's a place of eternal rest now. Very peaceful. Meg is there and she's having a great time relaxing.
  • Crowley comes back as a human for a second chance. He's still kind of an ass but he's lovable with it.
  • Lots of reunions and cameos. It's magic you can bring all sorts of characters back to life - a lot of them died unfairly in the first place. Bring them all back!
  • Dean! and! Cas! Kiss!
  • I want all the genres of kiss. Confused. Desperate. Relieved. Passionate. Tender.
  • The season is all very character focused and character driven and ties up any loose ends the show had left.
  • The drama comes from internal character struggles and with Dean and Cas figuring out where they fit into this 5 years on world now. (The answer is together doing whatever they want to and Dean comes to the realisation he wants to retire, but he struggles with reconciling that he wants to retire and Sam doesn't and they have to go on different paths now).
  • The series ends with the big Sam/Eileen wedding and it's just a huge party and gathering of all the cameos you can possibly think of. Friends, family, frenemies, some beloved characters who only appeared in one episode... they're all there.
  • Dean proposes to Cas by taking the loop from Baby's keys out of his pocket and getting down on one knee and using it like a ring stand-in (it's way too big but it's symbolic and cheesy and sweet and it doesn't matter)
  • Of course he says yes.
  • The end.

dean gets badly concussed and has to concede to have cas chauffeur him around. sam acts like he’s going to do it and cas is like “you take turns too quickly and your music causes migraines.” and holds his hand out to dean for baby’s keys and sam’s like “what the fuck dude…” when dean just hands them over without saying a word.

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