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Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 41: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

how dare you say we piss on those poor sheep, haven't they suffered enough

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bowuigi au where bowser tries to douse peach in a love potion, except it backfires and somehow spills over him. and the first person he sees? luigi.

luigi decides to stay in the koopa kingdom with him because otherwise, bowser would just follow after him, so. no point in scaring the toads.

slowly, luigi falls for him, even though he knows all those grand gestures are the potion talking, not real bowser. and bowser starts to fall for him too, and doesnt even notice the moment potion completely wears off. at some point kamek tells him it did, but bowser ignores him - at first, because the thought of being in love with luigi seems ridiculous, and then, because luigi loving bowser seems ridiculous, and yet bowser doesnt want it to stop, so he pretends, because he doesnt want to part their ways so soon. not ever, if hes being honest. descendants malben vibes.

the rest is pretty much obvious. luigi finds out, theres this big misunderstanding, bla bla bla, then they make up and make out. the end

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bowuigi the beauty & the beast AU except the curse is REVERSED. it does not turn bowser into a beast. it turns him human. and when bowser eventually meets luigi, he's not afraid of the curse not breaking

hes afraid of it breaking, AND his real form making luigi fall out of love with him

[ID: "Cold weather reminder. Do NOT plug space heaters into power strips or extension cords. Plug space heaters directly into the wall outlet. Power strips are not designed to handle the high current flow required by a space heater and can overheat causing a fire."

A photo is attached of a power strip with an extremely charred end. Part of the power strip's wire is also charred. End ID]

My husband, an electrician, told me I have to reblog this.

For clarification's sake, is this true everywhere? I ask because I know that different countries have different quality home electricity provision; American home electricity Ain't Great compared with most of Europe, for example. In Wales I have never heard of this being a Thing, but our electricity comes in 240V flavour, so possibly the higher current naturally avoids this issue?

My British husband (not an electrician but electrician-adjacent) says yes this is true in the UK as well - anything that uses a lot of power should be plugged directly into the wall rather than an extension lead

Good to know, thank you!

*gets up to replug space heater*

Dad's an electrician in australia. Same thing here. no powerboards for portable heaters/air cons

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

And the ones that don't get approved for cell phones, go into roller coaster forces

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my take on genderswap mario and luigi!

also bowuigi yuri for you all lol

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