Oh little ones, you can't keep your eyes open, stop fidgeting and go to sleep! You got your night-night candies, go, sleep!
No? No, need attention, need more loves before you can sleep? Okay, how about we do just a bit of Pose for Pictures? Yeaaaah, that's my good babies, yes, so good. Okay, go sleep now childer, that's right, go lay down, go sleep. Thaaaaaaat's riiiiight, thaaaaat's riiiight.
My honey, this is weird and uncomfortable for both of us. Are you sure you don't want to maybe let me put my hand at a slightly different angle, maybe not at all lay so you're staring wistfully into the headboard? What are we doing here? Why are we doing it?
Maybe I can just wiggle ou.... *Gwyn presses head down harder* okay, I leave my hand there.

