Cameron makes an unpack my bag YouTube video for her followers to show the contents of her bag, including (but not limited to) a pack of gum, a bottle of water, a pocket mirror, a small blond Australian intensivist performing medical malpractice on a work visa, and a vanilla scented chapstick

Chase in House M.D. episode 3.5 "Fools for Love"

Cameron in House M.D. episode 3.5 "Fools for Love"

Cameron in House M.D. episode 3.5 "Fools for Love"

Chase in House M.D. episode 3.4 "Lines in the Sand"

Cameron putting Chase in the microwave for a few minutes before bed to use him as a warm-up plushie at night

Suggested by @pupfreakfailure

Boy you are so not subtle

Cartoonishly large eyes staring into your soul

Cameron putting Chase in a lab rat maze in which he has to find the Vegemite sandwich and taking notes on his progress

Suggested by @pupfreakfailure

Chase goes to McDonald's but they get his order wrong and instead of a Big Mac and a Coke zero they give him a wet bird in a bag smh

(Based on this meme that makes absolutely zero sense but that makes me cry laugh whenever I see it regardless)