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freedom is just a thot and so is confinement

@draftdodgerag / draftdodgerag.tumblr.com

mia, they/them, 23. even massive dweebs have rights, man
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absolutely insane to me that heated rivalry is globally famous. why are jimmy fallon and helen hunt watching gay hockey rpf. i know you’ve never had to worry about disappointing your family because there is a part of you you cannot change. nor have you had to deal with avoidant attachment styles at the ripe old age of 24

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my mutuals and i have overlapping experiences with that show the intricacies of which would make a grown man throw up bile. why are you, Jessica Alba, watching hockey rpf hurt/comfort

#pretty much how i feel yeah. some of us are gay in real life!#hr
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You pull back the curtains And the sun burns into your eyes You watch a plane flying Across the clear blue sky This is the day Your life will surely change This is the day When things fall into place
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the sense im getting here is that

- grad school: stressful and joyless

- career: soul-crushing and banal

- dating: perilous and humiliating

- unsure path: unstable and desolate

- obsessed with some freak: life is beautiful

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@drlivistoned yes there are many lesbian cricketers irl several of whom are married with kids. Nat Sciver-Brunt (captain of English team) most famously bc she and her wife just had a baby, van Niekerk and Kapp from South Africa i think were long distance for quite a while and have played against each other but Van Niekerk retired then came out of retirement to play domestic while her wife is still doing international, Satterthwaite and Lea Tahuhu from NZ, and Alex Blackwell and her wife also had some crazy dyke drama iirc. Also two Australian players got lesbian divorced after 10 years a couple years back </3 but they have a kid together

You too can learn all this AND MORE from becoming codependent best friends with a closeted lesbian jock from beautiful Pakistan as a freshman in college. I used to get daily updates on Tahuhu bc she was one of my friend’s favorite players. Now there is no yuri media about this but maybe someone on tumblr can fix this for me

#mea culpa
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Perhaps it will come as a surprise that Dr House, contrary to expected wisdom,¹ retorted at this juncture that the hygiene drug would kill the patient. If indeed this is truly surprising, it pales in comparison to House’s suggested alternative: the bold assertion that the patient required the mouse bites to live.²

1. House, G. et al. (2004) Unforeseen Malignancies Associated with Hygiene Drug in Cases of Mouse Bite Related Nose Blood

2. This vexes me.

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