... the worst bit is I know several people this could be, especially given the 'in Australia' clarification

If you know them then there's a chance I might know some of them and that thought will keep me up at night.

This wasn’t the guy who we all know who used to spray his jeans with Mortein and then light himself on fire, was it?

He used to sit at the back of the bus, cup his hand, spray deodorant into it, then open it and light it on fire with a lighter in one fell swoop to try and impress girls.

He had to stop because the bus company begged our school to tell him to stop bc of legal liability. His hands never actually got damaged after doing it for about a year.

I reached out to my old friend in question here, because I've been thinking about him all day.

I do not know what "the amulet" is. I have no idea what "the amulet" is referring to.

I instantly remembered when he said that.

While we were all at the local park doing legal things that teenagers would do back in the late 2000s, my friend here found a rock at our old smoke spot that was unusually smooth and flat. He liked it so much that he took it to the woodwork classrooms at school, drilled a hole in it, and hung it on a necklace.

When we asked why he weanwearing this dinky-ass pebble on his neck, he claimed it prevented him from ever getting food-related illnesses: wouldn't get food poisoning, couldn't over-eat, was able to ingest anything (prior to him finding The Amulet, a few of us used to play a game called "Devil's Piss" where we would take turns shoving random food bits into a bottle of coke, and the first person to take a sip would get two dollars from the other players).

When we all asked him for the proof that this rock is magical—because nobody believed him, obviously—he said to meet him behind the History block at lunch, where he said he would drink two litres (or half a gallon) of milk in one go and not puke.

We met him there, and about ten of us all watched him down a whole bottle of strawberry milk in two or three breaths.

He didn't puke.

He jumped up and down and punched his stomach to prove it.

He still didn't puke.

I'm so glad I'm alive.

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

drift: wait, do we get our periods as vampires? that would suck.

shelby: i mean... I haven't? so -

Owen from across the room: *thinking about Louis* you do but only at tier three when you have an excess of blood in your body. its technically made up more of the blood youve consumed than your own blood, so it actually tastes a bit worse than just normal feeding on other people since it's a weird mix

drift: why do you know that. also neither of us asked how it tastes. why do you know that

owen: *remembering its bad to out people without permission* i have to go bully avid sorry

shelby: but -

owen: I used to be a woman sorry. going to bully avid now

Every year, we do a secret santa event in my discord server. This year, I was asked to draw a Christmas ghost for Frederik and this is what I made! Even though Christmas is behind us, it still feels weirdly relevant with all the snow we’ve had here in the past week. It’s melting now, but it was a magical few days while it was here ❄️

SBK recommending themselves to vampires fans is kinda funny if you think about it.

Imagine you (wake up in a Walmart parking lot) go to the movie theater and watch a niche but really amazing horror movie. You walk outside the theater and go "man, that was amazing, I wish I had more to watch" and standing there is one of the actors you just watched die from a horrible situationship. And he goes "Hey, you just watched me in The Torment Nexus, have you considered watching my hit underrated TV show: Capitalism in the Sky? Or, the other show Torment Nexus: Winter edition?"

But have you?

ROUND 1 POLL 31: LDSHADOWLADY VS DOOVID

LDSHADOWLADY:

Featured In:

Misadventures SMP, Impossible Minecraft, Wild Life, Secret Life, SOS, Empires, Afterlife, Last Life, X Life, Kingdomcraft, Crazycraft, One Life, Funcraft, Base Invaders, Trollcraft, Shadowcraft

DOOVID:

Featured In:

Skyblock Kingdoms

C'mon Doovid Co. employees, we can turn this around!!! Doovid difference style

also Lizzie said this so maybe you should all listen

VOTE DOOVID

You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.

The Vsmp cast as Tarotcards:

Owen - Death

P1, P2, P3, P4, P5, P6, P7, P8, P9, P10, P11, P12, P13, P14

Death in tarot represents Transformation. Getting rid of the old so that the new can prosper.

It's an interesting take since Owen refused to change even in death. I would pair Death with other destructive cards such as the 3 of swords for Owen. 1 sword representing Louis and his humanity, the 2nd representing Legundo and Oakhurst, and the 3rd when he died and realized he didn't need to be evil as he met eyes with Louis for one final time.

I like it.

I know next to nothing about tarot cards, I just found a random guide for the meanings of them. Overwhelmed by the amount of cards I decided to stick with only the 'classic' deck with the fool, the sun, stars, exc. Because I vaguely recognised those. It's interesting to learn how the meaning can be affected by additional cards

For the meanings I looked at both the standard and the turned meaning. Death had something like, 'Transformation, new beginnings' for Owen becoming a Vampire what should've been a blessing, a beginnig of a better life.

The turned meanin had something about refusing change, clinging to the past. Which fits that he's entirely motivated because louis' death, and refuses to accept that people—and himself—can change.

Plus he murdered two thousand zevenhundred and ninetynine people.

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

😔

that time in high school when my computer died and i was so deeply distraught i legit wrote an entire obituary for a laptop

Where is the obit Gaud, come on don’t hold out on us

i had to dig so deep through old backup files to find this, enjoy!

Caches to caches, rust to rust

I am sorry for your data loss

I am sorry.

It must have been a lot to process.

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

『I am that I am.』

Louis is Scott's son

I don't love you? (6445 words) by crispySpider Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Vampires SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Mayor Louis (Vampires SMP) & Scott Major | Smajor1995 Characters: Scott Major | Smajor1995, Mayor Louis (Vampires SMP), Other(s) Additional Tags: Accidental Baby Acquisition, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, major character Death is mostly implied, Scott Major | Smajor1995 doesn't understand emotions Summary: "Lord, I know I don't deserve to ask you this but can you find him a good home?" She was shaking but still made a point to stand. When he saw it, the blood gushed out of her side. He stepped closer, putting a hand on her back and under her arm, that held the baby. He guided her to the couch. Slipping the kid from her hold, he wasn’t good with children ages but his best guess was 6 month. He was silent as Scott took them looking up at him, with big eyes. He stuck them in a nearby cradle focusing on the mother.   or canon divergence were Scott not only sires Louis but is the one to raise him.

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.

this is what the refrance