Marioverse Quotes
*the standard cast is having trouble with the latest threat and has to dip into the spinoffs*
Daisy: I brought reinforcements!
Luigi: You brought Donkey Kong?
Daisy: Uh, no. But I brought the next best thing!
Luigi: Captain Toad? You brought Captain Toad!? The next best thing would've been Wario!
CT: Normally I'd be upset, but he is freakishly strong.
*back when WarioWare was starting out*
Peach: How old are 9-Volt and the twins, exactly?
Wario, not missing a beat: Older than that Li'l Sparky your boyfriend brought with him into an active volcano.
Mario: I have had one hour of sleep.
Mario: Sixteen shots of espresso.
Mario: And I'm-a ready to kill God or die trying.
Luigi: All signs point to no.
Mario: How much of a drop would you say that is? Can you see the bottom?
Yoshi: (It's too dark. We should chuck a stone down or something.)
Wario: Oh yeah, good idea. *pushes Luigi in*
Luigi: WAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa*thud*
Wario: *ignores the other two glaring at him* Twenty feet.
Toadette: Mario, how do I get revenge on someone who's wronged me?
Mario: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Toadette: Wario, how do I get reven-
Wario: Pack your bags, we ride at dawn.
Toadette: *pouting while helping Wario carry a massive treasure chest* He used the journey to teach me to let go and live well. Plus we did some treasure hunting on the side.
Wario: Gets 'em every time.
Waluigi: I misspelled "I'm unstoppable" and my phone autocorrected to "I'm unstable" and honestly that's more accurate.
Bowser: It's unrequited to you. I'm still in denial.
Toad: THE FLOOR IS HATING LUIGI! *jumps onto a chair*
Mario: *wraps his body around a banister*
Peach: *climbs onto a table and drags Yoshi up with her*
Daisy: *screeches like an angry cat and clings to the ceiling with her bare hands*
Toadette and DK: hang from the chandelier*
Luigi: Sorry for third wheeling all the time.
Peach: We are a tricycle, Luigi.
Bonechill, in the middle of a destroyed kitchen: HOW? How were you able to summon me!?
Daisy, frantically flipping through a cookbook: I don't know! You were supposed to be chicken soup!
Donkey Kong: (This doesn't have to be a big deal. Whoever ate my jumbo banana, just come forward and all will be forgiven.)
DK: (Smart. You knew I'd never forgive you.)
5-Volt: *staring at the Wariomobile's trunk, which is filled to the brim with garlic* It's just...there's so much-
Wario: But it's not illegal.
Yoshi: (Has anyone ever stopped to wonder how we're still alive?)
Toadette: Yes, and I'm pretty sure we shouldn't be.
*DK gets fed up with Cranky's shit*
DK: (I searched everywhere.)
DK: (I looked through hundreds of files.)
DK: (Looked through all of our correspondences.)
DK: (I even searched my closet.)
DK: (But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion.)
Kamek: *returns the hug* ...What did you break?
BJ: It was mostly Larry's fault anyway.
Morton: You are not alone. There's bugs.
Rosalina: I thought you didn't like to play the hero?
Wario: Doesn't mean I don't know how.
Mario: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the very defenition of dread.
Mario: Polterpup stole my fucking garlic bread.
Mario: I have a new hoodie.
Peach: We have a new hoodie.
Iggy: It's two AM and Lemmy just chugged an entire iced coffee.
Ludwig: That's a weird way to say we're all in imminent danger.