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#this one is for all you milkheads out there is my aesthetic tag (well it's AN aesthetic tag)
oh i have 2 more now #zapgun and #sunburn
don't forget to check out #my vbros tag and #monkees
might go up the road go get me a coke probably i miss the smell of tobacco but i wont be that stupid I'll just steal it out of the air around the corner store since the cashier chain smokes every time its empty and nobodyll worry about me I'll have on my big coat and I'll say right. yes. no thanks. have a nice day carry my coke outside drink my coke I'm wearing my big coat and nobody's gonna worry bout me I'm nobodys problem
getting back into the sims 4 will have u getting a shoulder injury from sitting weird while downloading custom content for four hours and then you open your gsme up and you have like maybe 3 out of 20 of your options look okay and you say "fuck" and think "if only i knew how to make my own recolors at least" THE DEVIL IS TALKING YOU HAVE ADHD YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THAT LONGER THAN A MONTH PLEASE SIR JUST PLAY THE VIDEO GAME
damnit. how i met ur mother season 1 isn't even bad. they're all annoying dorks but I'm like "oh this is so charming in a 2005 way" hahaha
so excited to see these characters and relationships deteriorate over time even though they are not yet even fullt established as i am on episode 3. but i remember
classic rock song youtube comments section is like girlblogging for wistful divorced dads
*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
this is how i feel literally everytime ive been playing games for like 4 hours on accident and check my texts
me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."
(emerging in the eye of the sprinklestorm, tears in my eyes, desperately calling out to the silhouetted figure in the center of the raging swirls of caramel clouds) al...??
(the grizzled mercenary i hired for one last job to help me save my only friend, who was last seen somewhere in the latte fog) that... isn't al any more.
(i turn to her as she puts a hand on my shoulder, desperately gesturing at the man who's been with me through everything.) it's--
(she spits the name like the poison it is, remembering the prophecy, the brewing, all the incantations it took to turn himself into this thing.) dunk.
(i gasp, a sob caught in my throat. i know that name.) dunkaccino...?
(He descends. Lightning flashes. A health bar appears, and with it, a booming voice...)
THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, episode 1 (January 5, 1981)
Gerard Way by Jennifer Juniper Stratford
