Alright, I write too many off-kilter shitposts in my drafts box when I can't sleep. So send me a number in an ask (currently 1 to 167), and I'll release that sleep-deprived shitpost from the void

quality not guaranteed

you gotta architect your space for you. does that mean i bought a four litre water bottle so that I have to refill it less often? maybe, but is it the best purchase I've made this year? without a fucking doubt

when you drink hot chocolate on a cold day and you feel warm and comforted? that's what life is all about I think

"spin one half" "bras and kets" at what point do they admit this shit is all made up

finally getting through my watchlist, starting with land of the lustrous, the anime that puts the "moe" in "mohs hardness scale".

this bit doesn't work unless you mispronounce both words comeon i'm trying here

just watched pluribus, anyone going to comment on the age gaps in this show? carol dates a zero year old, a zero year old, a zero year old, a zero year

at the mall and you know they got that elevator lingerie