“There is no other home”, Soviet poster, 1986.
He's my boi!!
ALSO THIS IS MY OFFICIAL TELLING YOU GO VOTE PYROSCYTHE ON THE @umcytblrsexyman !!!!
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This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.
"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anything" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."
Imagine coming out of a convenience store only to see that your bike got eaten by an Aron who is now pissing hot solder on the tyres, all the while it's owner named Nickeal or some shit is just at his rotomphone watching KlingToks and not paying any attention.
romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering
finding the strength to walk home from the library at 3am in the freezing rain by imagining yourself as a Napoleonic soldier hightailing it from Moscow in 1813
every single person that didn’t believe v!pyro was innocent is weak. i had complete and total faith in that man, most definitely misguided but unshakeable nonetheless. i wholeheartedly believed he did not kill czeslaw. was that a choice i expected to backfire on me? yes, absolutely, have you seen v!pyro. but i believed in him.
and to find out that i had a reason to, but cc!pyro changed the fucking lore- i was right but it was changed- my naive belief would have been correct- BUT IT WAS CHANGED-
its like the opposite of "you fell for the characters facade that the viewer was supposed to dismantle 😂 😂" vpyros in character demonization was so thorough that it broke the bounds of his very reality. in retrospect it was inevitable that he would get treated Like That by both the characters and the fandom for killing avid huh
Vampires SMP but if they ACTUALLY dressed like it was 1880-1900.
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PYRO MCYT SEXY MAN TUMBLER POLL THING
GUYS, VOTE PYRO PLEASE. IF YOU VOTE PYRO, I ' LL WRITE YOU A DRABBLE, AND IF YOU VOTE PYRO ON AN ALT ACCOUNT, I'LL WRITE YOU ANOTHER DRABBLE. PLEASE, WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU GUYS TO VOTE PYRO? I NEED THEM TO WIN. GUYS I'LL FINISH REVIVED LOUIS AU AND THRALL ABOLISH AU IF PYRO WINS THIS BRACKET I PROMISE YOU.
