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I don't trust holes like that

@ensenjou / ensenjou.tumblr.com

he/him | 18+ | Vaguely funny or suggestive posts, rarely my own art | Enjoys helmets, masks and faceless people | on Twitter and Bluesky at @ensenjou | nsfw sideblog is @ensen-joy
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visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

i’ve like never played a resident evil game and don’t intend to but i still just cannot stop fucking thinking about stupid manthing i’m fuckin ballin tweet

I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: 

  • The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon
  • Cans of Pringles in the background 
  • Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the microphone levels 
  • “Babe-y”! 
  • The shitty cgi hand with the phone
  • He doesn’t even dial the phone

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