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LOCAL HOLY MOLY DEALER

@epic-hermes-offical

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OH YEAH INTRO TIME!!!

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Some basic info. about yours trulyyyyy ☻

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General🎀:

Name: Hermes!!! Gender: Walmart Bag Sexuality: Gayer than you i guess

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˗ˏˋ 𝐓 𝐎 𝐏 𝟑 𝐒 𝐎 𝐍 𝐆 𝐒 ˎˊ˗

  1. Dangerous!!!
  2. Wouldnt you like
  3. Done for :DDD

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Byee! HAVE A GOOD DAY👹🎀 (Mod: @pretzeldaopossum "Lord the hyperfixation is here")

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Anonymous asked:

I reblogged ur wanting to get asks post so i invoke the tumblr etiquette of old and ask ye a question too! Do you have any fun plans for this year you wanna get done?

not any paticularly set yet! But i personally am hoping to get better with self care and taking time for hygiene!

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I'm starting an Officalverse picnic tag game

I had a vision this would go well

We're doing a picnic!

Reblog with what you're bringing and tag some people!

My vision told me to bring plums!

Y'all better bring something to this picnic

@death-offical @3beans-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @mothman-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical

I predict @/mothman-offical will bring the best food

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i’ll bring my pork, as usual…

@epic-hermes-offical

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Moly. No further questions.

@telemachus--offical

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Anonymous asked:

I HATE the prophet that says “I see” WAYY too much /silly /lh

shhhhh but. Hes 'sees'. Let I'm cook.

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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

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They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

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kansascity-elffriend

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

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Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

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Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

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the original? on my dash?

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AHEM DAILY REMINDER I READ YOUR REBLOGS. I'M A MINOR. DO NOT ADVERTISE YOUR NSFW BLOGS IN REBLOGS. THANK YOU.

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Reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to tag you in random stuff they think you’ll like

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Don’t even have to be a mutual. Tag me in shit!!!!!!!

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Anonymous asked:

Hermiessss!!!! OI can you pls throw an EPIC party with the rest of the gang? Make it as crazy as you can. And holy moly should be everywhere.

epic-hermes-offical answered:

ofc I'll invite everyone and some gods too!!! Cmon everyone let's get this party started!!!

@odysseus--offical @penelope-official @telemachus--backup @telemachus--offical @eurylochus @polites-offical @zeus-offical @polyphemusthecylcops @athena-offical @perimedes-offical @aeolus-offical @aeolus-official @poseidon-offical @circe-offical

@hermes-official @tiresias-offical @siren-offical @scylla-offical @apollo-offical @antinous-of-claudiopolis @hera-offical @nyx-offical @artemis-offical @hephaetsus @hades-official

@dionysus-offical @ares-offical @aphrodite-offical

ALRIGHT INVITE ANYONE ELSE I'M SURE THIS WON'T CAUSE ANY PROBLEMS.

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thats a lot. im scared. (I DIDNT KNOW PEOPLR HAD EPIC RP ACCOUNTS???)

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(yeah it happens lol)

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Anonymous asked:

Hermiessss!!!! OI can you pls throw an EPIC party with the rest of the gang? Make it as crazy as you can. And holy moly should be everywhere.

epic-hermes-offical answered:

ofc I'll invite everyone and some gods too!!! Cmon everyone let's get this party started!!!

@odysseus--offical @penelope-official @telemachus--backup @telemachus--offical @eurylochus @polites-offical @zeus-offical @polyphemusthecylcops @athena-offical @perimedes-offical @aeolus-offical @aeolus-official @poseidon-offical @circe-offical

@hermes-official @tiresias-offical @siren-offical @scylla-offical @apollo-offical @antinous-of-claudiopolis @hera-offical @nyx-offical @artemis-offical @hephaetsus @hades-official

@dionysus-offical @ares-offical @aphrodite-offical

ALRIGHT INVITE ANYONE ELSE I'M SURE THIS WON'T CAUSE ANY PROBLEMS.

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Uh-huh. Sure. No problems.

I can't with these gods anymore

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awww don't fight I brought enough moly for everyone.

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I am not going to be the one fighting. Aren't there a few who are addicted to that stuff?...

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huh... Uh no I don't think so. *he says smoking one rn* pretty sure were fine.

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Anonymous asked:

Hermiessss!!!! OI can you pls throw an EPIC party with the rest of the gang? Make it as crazy as you can. And holy moly should be everywhere.

epic-hermes-offical answered:

ofc I'll invite everyone and some gods too!!! Cmon everyone let's get this party started!!!

@odysseus--offical @penelope-official @telemachus--backup @telemachus--offical @eurylochus @polites-offical @zeus-offical @polyphemusthecylcops @athena-offical @perimedes-offical @aeolus-offical @aeolus-official @poseidon-offical @circe-offical

@hermes-official @tiresias-offical @siren-offical @scylla-offical @apollo-offical @antinous-of-claudiopolis @hera-offical @nyx-offical @artemis-offical @hephaetsus @hades-official

@dionysus-offical @ares-offical @aphrodite-offical

ALRIGHT INVITE ANYONE ELSE I'M SURE THIS WON'T CAUSE ANY PROBLEMS.

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Party? :D I brought... This? *Food. I'm too tired to be creative rn* hope this is good enough.

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thanks!

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