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Evil Detector Therapy

@evil-detector-therapy

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I comfort and listen to people who have survived detector attacks.

you are seen and heard! ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

@iateallthetoast is my bodyguard trust. they will bite.

the spectre hired me but i dont get paid.

@evil-detector-therapy <- my evil clone. @detector-therapy-detector <- person who detects me.

therapy sona ig?? (i am not gonna draw them all the time)

my pronouns are she/they and im 19. im making this short bc its a silly blog.

SHEEP SONA!! WOOH made by @chaimydrink

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My main goal is to traumatize Victims of Detectors by sending more detectors to them

And Detector-detector-therapy... They're just... Weird.

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Anonymous asked:

For Detector Lore...

My services are...

Available.

- @theorizer-anon (who is wanted by a version of Noli for pushing them in the ocean)

forsaken-www answered:

You’re wanted for what now

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Why the hell are there so many variants of the Detector Therapist

are you guys okay?

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Are the Evil Therapists for the Evil Detectors? Or are they just straight up evil and give you mental health issues instead of helping with them

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Straight up evil

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Well I do try to help, but I just don't have a medical license.

And my employer loves my work and pays me well

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Yeah...

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Anonymous asked:

Dear @detector-therapy,

I am writing to formally request a therapy appointment for our associate, Caporegime. His mental and emotional state has shown notable deterioration following repeated online harassment from @guest-1337-detecter regarding his reblogging habits—specifically, his excessive (though admittedly passionate) reblogging of Consigliere fanart.

Incident History:

1. First Offense: Caporegime’s internet privileges were revoked after he reblogged Consigliere artwork while the entire household was grounded. This was deemed a breach of collective punishment protocol.

2. Second Offense: During a recent mission in which the entire team (excluding Caporegime) was deployed, he managed to reblog seventeen separate pieces of Consigliere fanart in record time. This occurred a mere day before his birthday, suggesting an emotional spiral of unprecedented velocity.

Given the frequency of these incidents and the visible emotional toll (see: defensive rants, rapid-fire reblogs, and persistent denial of obvious romantic subtext), we believe professional intervention is both prudent and urgent.

We appreciate your prompt scheduling of this appointment before further fanart-related episodes occur.

Sincerely,

Mafioso

- @mafiosoandthegang

detector-therapy answered:

Dear @mafiosoandthegang ,

it seems as if your associate, Caporegime, seems to really like Consigliere. It could be an obsession episode as ive seen it in... multiple people with gambling.

  1. the first offense could be obsession, due to somehow finding a phone/pc/ipad to reblog artwork and somehow hiding it from your household really well to reblog said fanart over and over again.

2. the second offense instantly shows obsession, being deployed to battle, random mission, i dunno, but then instantly rebloging Consigliere fanart seventeen times makes me think this is addiction.

it seems you care for him a lot, and im glad youre coming to me for this instead of letting it continue.

i dont really have appointments, people just walk in whenever. so push him in whenever.

the therapist,

██████

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Mafioso: Alright then.

drags caporegime into the room

I'll be here just in case if he starts any violent reactions.

Caporegime: I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS 😠

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even if you didnt agree, people get pushed in here all the time.

so, about your addiction with Consigliere.

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Caporegime: I AM NOT ADDICTED TO HIM AT ALL LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU THIS IS THAT DETECTOR'S FAULT I GOT INTO THIS MESS 😡

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well.. Mafioso said you WERE addicted... saying how you keep rebloging every Consigliere fanart on the platform...

also- im a therapist- all the detectors, rp accounts, and anons know me somehow.

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*watching from the bushes*

Finally...

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GET OUT OF HERE YOU FOUL CREATURE!

*throws a book at it*

anyways-

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*also watching from the bushes*

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*bush stalking*

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*stalking from the trees*

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*waiting in the trees to watch insanity*

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.....

ALL OF YOU-

I CAN SEE YOU ALL.

GET OUT

NOW-

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mhm, yep, insanity.

*clipboard writing*

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YOU MAKE ME INSANE!

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Im giggling

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...

Evil Detector Therapy.

Murder Roobing.

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WHAT NO

wait...

you fool

I HAVE 70 ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS!

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BZZRT!

Liar.

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NOOOOOOOI88IIIIIFJGJU8

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*more feral growling like a dog, biting*

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Anonymous asked:

Dear @detector-therapy,

I am writing to formally request a therapy appointment for our associate, Caporegime. His mental and emotional state has shown notable deterioration following repeated online harassment from @guest-1337-detecter regarding his reblogging habits—specifically, his excessive (though admittedly passionate) reblogging of Consigliere fanart.

Incident History:

1. First Offense: Caporegime’s internet privileges were revoked after he reblogged Consigliere artwork while the entire household was grounded. This was deemed a breach of collective punishment protocol.

2. Second Offense: During a recent mission in which the entire team (excluding Caporegime) was deployed, he managed to reblog seventeen separate pieces of Consigliere fanart in record time. This occurred a mere day before his birthday, suggesting an emotional spiral of unprecedented velocity.

Given the frequency of these incidents and the visible emotional toll (see: defensive rants, rapid-fire reblogs, and persistent denial of obvious romantic subtext), we believe professional intervention is both prudent and urgent.

We appreciate your prompt scheduling of this appointment before further fanart-related episodes occur.

Sincerely,

Mafioso

- @mafiosoandthegang

detector-therapy answered:

Dear @mafiosoandthegang ,

it seems as if your associate, Caporegime, seems to really like Consigliere. It could be an obsession episode as ive seen it in... multiple people with gambling.

  1. the first offense could be obsession, due to somehow finding a phone/pc/ipad to reblog artwork and somehow hiding it from your household really well to reblog said fanart over and over again.

2. the second offense instantly shows obsession, being deployed to battle, random mission, i dunno, but then instantly rebloging Consigliere fanart seventeen times makes me think this is addiction.

it seems you care for him a lot, and im glad youre coming to me for this instead of letting it continue.

i dont really have appointments, people just walk in whenever. so push him in whenever.

the therapist,

██████

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Mafioso: Alright then.

drags caporegime into the room

I'll be here just in case if he starts any violent reactions.

Caporegime: I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS 😠

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even if you didnt agree, people get pushed in here all the time.

so, about your addiction with Consigliere.

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Caporegime: I AM NOT ADDICTED TO HIM AT ALL LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU THIS IS THAT DETECTOR'S FAULT I GOT INTO THIS MESS 😡

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well.. Mafioso said you WERE addicted... saying how you keep rebloging every Consigliere fanart on the platform...

also- im a therapist- all the detectors, rp accounts, and anons know me somehow.

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*watching from the bushes*

Finally...

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GET OUT OF HERE YOU FOUL CREATURE!

*throws a book at it*

anyways-

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*also watching from the bushes*

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*bush stalking*

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*stalking from the trees*

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*waiting in the trees to watch insanity*

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.....

ALL OF YOU-

I CAN SEE YOU ALL.

GET OUT

NOW-

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mhm, yep, insanity.

*clipboard writing*

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YOU MAKE ME INSANE!

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Im giggling

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...

Evil Detector Therapy.

Murder Roobing.

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*feral growling*

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Anonymous asked:

Dear @detector-therapy,

I am writing to formally request a therapy appointment for our associate, Caporegime. His mental and emotional state has shown notable deterioration following repeated online harassment from @guest-1337-detecter regarding his reblogging habits—specifically, his excessive (though admittedly passionate) reblogging of Consigliere fanart.

Incident History:

1. First Offense: Caporegime’s internet privileges were revoked after he reblogged Consigliere artwork while the entire household was grounded. This was deemed a breach of collective punishment protocol.

2. Second Offense: During a recent mission in which the entire team (excluding Caporegime) was deployed, he managed to reblog seventeen separate pieces of Consigliere fanart in record time. This occurred a mere day before his birthday, suggesting an emotional spiral of unprecedented velocity.

Given the frequency of these incidents and the visible emotional toll (see: defensive rants, rapid-fire reblogs, and persistent denial of obvious romantic subtext), we believe professional intervention is both prudent and urgent.

We appreciate your prompt scheduling of this appointment before further fanart-related episodes occur.

Sincerely,

Mafioso

- @mafiosoandthegang

detector-therapy answered:

Dear @mafiosoandthegang ,

it seems as if your associate, Caporegime, seems to really like Consigliere. It could be an obsession episode as ive seen it in... multiple people with gambling.

  1. the first offense could be obsession, due to somehow finding a phone/pc/ipad to reblog artwork and somehow hiding it from your household really well to reblog said fanart over and over again.

2. the second offense instantly shows obsession, being deployed to battle, random mission, i dunno, but then instantly rebloging Consigliere fanart seventeen times makes me think this is addiction.

it seems you care for him a lot, and im glad youre coming to me for this instead of letting it continue.

i dont really have appointments, people just walk in whenever. so push him in whenever.

the therapist,

██████

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Mafioso: Alright then.

drags caporegime into the room

I'll be here just in case if he starts any violent reactions.

Caporegime: I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS 😠

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even if you didnt agree, people get pushed in here all the time.

so, about your addiction with Consigliere.

Avatar

Caporegime: I AM NOT ADDICTED TO HIM AT ALL LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU THIS IS THAT DETECTOR'S FAULT I GOT INTO THIS MESS 😡

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well.. Mafioso said you WERE addicted... saying how you keep rebloging every Consigliere fanart on the platform...

also- im a therapist- all the detectors, rp accounts, and anons know me somehow.

Avatar

*watching from the bushes*

Finally...

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GET OUT OF HERE YOU FOUL CREATURE!

*throws a book at it*

anyways-

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*also watching from the bushes*

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*bush stalking*

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Update...

To all who’ve been patiently waiting (or not so patiently, I see you Caporegime’s fans), I apologize for the unexpected silence these past few days. The truth is... someone—or something—has mysteriously made off with the tablet. No, I’m not joking. One minute it was right here, the next it vanished. I’m half convinced it got teleported to some bizarre alternate dimension where an injured bunny guy is busy reblogging a certain shop and sending out cryptid messages.

In the meantime, I’ve been forced to rely on my personal phone, which—let’s just say—is not nearly as cooperative. And if that wasn’t enough, a particularly dumb accident involving Caporegime and Contractee has left both of them injured. I’m currently enforcing a strict ‘everyone stays put’ policy until further notice.

So yes, the tablet is missing, the team is down a few limbs (figuratively and literally), and I’m here holding the fort with nothing but dry humor and a serious headache. Stay tuned—once order is restored, normal operations will resume. Until then, try not to cause any more chaos, okay?

- Mafioso

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Darn so I can't be a menace

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I think Caporegime needs some therapy from everything you two have done...

Any recommendations? - Mafioso...

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Yeah! We actually have a therapist specially for detector related trauma!

@detector-therapy

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I'll schedule one for him before I allow anyone to use Tumblr...

Thanks... - Mafioso

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Beware that the therapist has like 7 evil clones

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Do you mind helping me schedule one for him then?

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I'm an evil clone oooh

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Anonymous asked:

guess who made an evil elliot detector blog (mme!!)

elliot-detector answered:

Holy shit :O

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evil-elliot-detector

stares at you

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Waves hi!!!

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evil-elliot-detector

i love ur sona btw !!!!

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Thanks!!! You're super cool!!! :D

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I ship them.

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Two people. I am shipped with 007n7detector and now my evil version. How should I feel about this

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I'm shipped with detector-therapy-detector, detector-therapy, evil-detector-therapy-detector, detector-therapy-detector-detect, detector-therapy-insanity-detect, and detectortherapyandspectredetect.

You aren't shipped with too many people.

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Anonymous asked:

Hey, Sonicvoid, I would like to talk about your problems with Detectors

*sitting in a chair, looking at him*

- @evil-detector-therapy

sonicvoid answered:

A second therapist- I mean, so far they've been pretty chill. Only been poked twice with sticks so far. I think. Still got uhhh *shuffles through my inbox* a lot of asks to answer.

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Yeah, detectors are good when you get to know them!

But fuck @stupid-guy-detector

Fuckass dumbass cat

But, you got this!

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Anonymous asked:

WE NEED A SHIP NAME FOR YOU AND EVIL YOU.

-evil therapist x therapist shipper

detector-therapy answered:

WHAT.

IM ALREADY BEING SHIPPED WITH EVIL ME THEY JUST APPEARED-

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Traumadumping

Peak name

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i

fine

that can be our ship name.

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I-... Fucking what now?

I DID NOT CONSENT TO MARRYING THIS PERSON!

But that is a fine ass ship name <3

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Ha ha

It's with @evil-detector-therapy

The polycule tho...

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Oh, sorry, I own both accounts.

(evil and detector-detector)

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Crazy frfr

So yeah, polycule

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Fuck it, it's canon, evil-detector-therapy is in a relationship with detector-therapy-detector

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Anonymous asked:

WE NEED A SHIP NAME FOR YOU AND EVIL YOU.

-evil therapist x therapist shipper

detector-therapy answered:

WHAT.

IM ALREADY BEING SHIPPED WITH EVIL ME THEY JUST APPEARED-

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Traumadumping

Peak name

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i

fine

that can be our ship name.

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I-... Fucking what now?

I DID NOT CONSENT TO MARRYING THIS PERSON!

But that is a fine ass ship name <3

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Ha ha

It's with @evil-detector-therapy

The polycule tho...

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Oh, sorry, I own both accounts.

(evil and detector-detector)

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