tumblr theyre saying that youre dead, again

wrapping him up in a blanket and giving him a warm beverage, he’s been through a lot it’s what he deserves

[ID: a sketchy digital drawing in greyscale of Ed Teach with his hair up in a messy bun, wrapped up in a blanket and holding a warm mug with steam rising from it. he has a very soft and vulnerable expression on his face.]

This is a sketch? You SKETCHED THIS? This is gorgeous!

“ooh i’m getting all my tattoos removed bc tattoos aren’t cool anymore they’re out of style and no longer match my aesthetic” i’m not gonna mince words anymore if you got tattoos because they were a cool aesthetic and not because you actually wanted them then you’re a fucking idiot

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

Oh you know he said roo roo roo roo

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

gold diggers in 1899

people talk about how we need to bring back "don't feed the trolls" rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING

be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it's so nice and so freeing and it's a good way to learn things.

I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn't involve me online but you know what I've never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

may your coming year be peaceful and gentle. happy new year!

this worm’s rooting for you.