If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.

worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward

HEAD IN MY HANDS

no offense but ur extremely cute and u matter a lot

barking lot

play date (mutual masturbation)

let's embrace this sort of awesomeness✌️

i've noticed that some people don't seem to like touching the saw blade i replaced my missing hand with

“The Rapture:” An ancient prophecy and an old western lodge.

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

I'm a big hit at parties because I say things like "death to all who oppose us" and "the reckoning is at hand" when I’m clicked on

Deleting a zero note post to transform it from a flop post into lost media.

cutely emits a single ping

come back

one of my buddies got trapped in a poké ball and we can't get him out

aquatic mammals can actually be categorized by whether they're mammal fish or fish mammals. dolphin? mammal fish. seal? fish mammal. manatees balance right on that line, it's hard to say.

mammal fish

fish mammal

mammal fish fish mammal