shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?

also shane at 4am in the morning:

shane: here's how we safely come out in several years

ilya:

#this is what an extermination camp looks like while its operating

Without hyperbole this is what happened during much of the holocaust. Jews were "deported" and then simply 'disappeared'.

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

anyways, tnt apparently forgot to implement the name filter for the varwolf quest.

so we get lovely creatures like our dearly departed Hellbitch.

irresistible, unforgettable, I couldn't stay my hand

This person wrote a manifesto I ain’t reading all that but this is literally the type of behavior im talking about the idea hobbies all cost money is so removed from reality if you have the time to pick up your phone and write 7 paragraphs on how im victimizing you with my offhanded post you have the time to watch a movie on YouTube with your very same phone instead come on now. How is you freaking out on the internet helping any of these issues

things that dont cost money: hiking, walking, birdwatching, identifying plants, drawing (you have a pen, reading (library), collecting rocks, dancing, singing.... etc wtc etc

if you cant find a hobby you can afford, thats a you problem. and if youre posting online, you have a device to do that, get some free games, trawl wikipedia, study something. stop picking fights online and do something else.

if you can write an essay about it on your phone you can write fanfic or poetry or something on your phone also and it will be much nicer for everyone involved, including you

To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

early 21st century americans were so modest that they would regularly censor their own feet in video and artistic depictions, and it was considered improper to expose your feet in public — dismissed with cries of "put those grippers away"

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do

I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

As I said, one-and-three-quarter years ago:

If you're going to take away kids' smartphones, then give them back the streets.

hadesgame atla bisexual simulator (remastered)

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

"survey finds that the average person in the UK only wears a piece of clothing 7 times" what are you talking about. what are you fucking talking about. who are these people and in what world are they average.

Girl just block me it’s not that serious

Everyone say bless you to dunmertitty’s cat right fucking now!!!!!!!

the military recruiters in public schools were like “don’t you want to join the military, you dumb, broke sack of shit? you might even get to go to college if you make it through basic training without massive brain damage and PTSD from being assaulted by your colleagues. maybe you’ll change your mind. we’ll just sit here offering free water bottles if you sign up to be harassed by us.”

“wouldn’t you inbred rednecks like to see Korea? wouldn’t that be cool? since you’re never leaving the county you were born in otherwise”

I’m partially convinced the military picks its most annoying employees to go be recruiters at high schools so they don’t have to deal with them.

American HS student: Man, I'd kill to go to college....

Recruiters: ✨️👀👀👀✨️

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”