“so you only like men who would probably kill you?” no i also like women who would probably kill me too. On account of my bisexual nature

"I want my art to showcase my technical skill, but also be off-putting to the uninitiated viewer" as always, the solution is to cultivate a really weird kink.

every time I think about Dilbert I think about this comic and how the question being asked is Not Stupid and its answer is genuinely interesting and arguably very important information anyone using a computer should know

All my haters become negotiators when they face my hostage situation of success

writing kind of sucks sometimes but I also love it with my whole heart and if I stopped I would probably die so you know, back to the drafts

Beaded centipede bracelet, done as a christmas gift.

To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

my 2 normal animals

The way that this is just my post put on a picture of Christian Bale for some reason. Okay

THIS CAN’T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!

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The Wageworker, Lincoln, Nebraska, May 31, 1907

The real world is crazy most of the people I work with don't even know what an oubliette is