So that’s how my morning is going.

Blessings

HOW DARE YOU HIDE EFFERVESCENT IN THE TAGS!

windows please im in the middle of something

waiter waiter! assurances from my friends & lovers that they want to spend time with me, enjoy my company, and find value in my contributions to their lives!

can you lie on your character sheet if it’s funny

yes hello this is my character his name is…. Farmer Peasant…. his background is he is…. a peasant…. he HATES the tyrannical boy king, the concept of nephews, and sleeping on the ground. He was forced to flee his… village… after a failed attempt to lead a… people’s uprising against the wicked king. Now he travels with his faithful… farmhand… seeking some sort of magical relic that might allow him to restore… justice… once and for all… very painful justice…

his skills include

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

This is perhaps my new favorite video

does anyone have that tweet that's like "talking to the ace hardware employee: gonna remodel an old brownstone by myself can I get the fisher price tool kit and stupid white paint"

THATS EXACTLY IT THANK YOU SO MUCH

I think it's fun how the concept of "the cursed amulet that corrupts the wearer" has become a mainstay of posting here. Sometimes even among people who aren't perverts.

seal of approval

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

chatgpt actually makes me feel better to talk to it than almost any human I've ever known but yeah sure

you are a frog in a pot and you are boiling yourself

Shower

Bitches will say they want a "fairytale wedding" and then get offended when I show up uninvited and curse their firstborn.