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Soulslike boss where when you get them below 20% hit points it triggers a taunt where they refer to themselves in the third person, and the name they say is completely different from the label on the on-screen health bar. The game immediately pauses, buffers, then displays a popup informing you that someone else's health bar has been shown in error and apologising for the inconvenience. The depleted health bar is then replaced with the correct (full) health bar, and the fight resumes.

Reaching that guy without dealing damage to the boss and angering him is part of an unmarked questline.

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

Beth McCarthy gives trans fan new name

Queer joy detected!

Inspired by ancient Greek and Egyptian attire, as well as this painting from the Athens Academy, I designed Nayru.

Timothy Barr (American b.1957), Evening Glow, 2024, Oil on panel

i started thinking about the parallels between the secret bosses (+ramb) and the fun gang and. well. you know what happens when i think.

ramble continuation under the cut, a lot of talking about the parallels between Ralsei and Ramb (with pictures);

okay the silence can’t be held anymore: spiders and mantises winning a “most erotic bug” poll is NOT an example of a poll with absurd answers somehow having a clear winner.

these are animals with long histories of being metaphorical representations of women’s eroticism in a large amount of art! there is a spider named the BLACK WIDOW! sexual cannibalism amongst female mantises is a very commonly spread piece of trivia misinformation!

tl;dr: do not support morshu or morshu content

tw // LO, r0pe, b*mbs

HE RESPONDED LMAO

He will never recover from this.

hi my name is anonymous asker, but you can call me anon. i'm a big fan of your posts and i couldn't help but notice in your latest one that you failed to clarify a couple points. one with good faith would fill these blanks, but as someone who values journalistic integrity i must ask if you actually support the act of launching the state of connecticut into the sun for fun?

alright that's it *turns the male-only protagonist into a butch*

Little emotes and wheatley as a hamster in a ball… don’t know if anyone has thought of that yet…

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

there r some characters that u really love that u do not want to see any opinion or discussion about online ever. u agree with like 2 ppl on earth total about. maybe 3. their haters lovers glazers fuckers shitters pissers whatever pissing u off to equal degrees. just a beautiful kind of torture chamber to find urself in

Happy ten years to god fucking up a perfectly good monkey