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Not a minor (that's all you need to know). Win Wakey good.

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Hello! This is @goopi-e's sideblog for all (well, most) of my art. For more of my projects, you can also check out:

  • @psychoportalnauts — Psychoportal, my Psychonauts × Portal crossover, inspired by and done with the occasional help of some of my lovely friends! Technically on a perpetual hiatus, but not dead.
  • @little-acts-of-gratitude — my ongoing Wind Waker fancomic!
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Soulslike boss where when you get them below 20% hit points it triggers a taunt where they refer to themselves in the third person, and the name they say is completely different from the label on the on-screen health bar. The game immediately pauses, buffers, then displays a popup informing you that someone else's health bar has been shown in error and apologising for the inconvenience. The depleted health bar is then replaced with the correct (full) health bar, and the fight resumes.

Reaching that guy without dealing damage to the boss and angering him is part of an unmarked questline.

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

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okay the silence can’t be held anymore: spiders and mantises winning a “most erotic bug” poll is NOT an example of a poll with absurd answers somehow having a clear winner.

these are animals with long histories of being metaphorical representations of women’s eroticism in a large amount of art! there is a spider named the BLACK WIDOW! sexual cannibalism amongst female mantises is a very commonly spread piece of trivia misinformation!

hi my name is anonymous asker, but you can call me anon. i'm a big fan of your posts and i couldn't help but notice in your latest one that you failed to clarify a couple points. one with good faith would fill these blanks, but as someone who values journalistic integrity i must ask if you actually support the act of launching the state of connecticut into the sun for fun?

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

there r some characters that u really love that u do not want to see any opinion or discussion about online ever. u agree with like 2 ppl on earth total about. maybe 3. their haters lovers glazers fuckers shitters pissers whatever pissing u off to equal degrees. just a beautiful kind of torture chamber to find urself in

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