he’s underwater

it appears he's adapting well to his underwater home!

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

Skimming stone

To Know Good and Evil.

weiners

I did not intend for thid

Please don't break containment TwT

Hoo Hoo! Break containment please!

for the bit!

To all my trans trainers out there rocking Sylveon because it has the same colors as the Trans flag wishing there were more examples of it:

I hear you, and present you They literally slashing Them.

my hot take about astrology is that i dont think it says anything in particular about anyones personality but i do like having a little shape and animal related to when i was born :)

spiritual successor to my email post

ok this too

thr dr confirmed it: hes a little boy

they took everything from him

( via @digital-yuri-saga )

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

9/11 could never happen today because it's January

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

Back in the day, the only thing we cranked was that Soulja Boy

Team MZ + text posts More PLZA edits

I am going to be saying "I forgot about the rammys" forever actually

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

ninjago fans is this anything