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PJ // 25 // NYC

GUESS WHO TURNED 30 TODAY!

That’s right! The world’s oldest (documented) cat! Her name is Flossie. She was born a stray in Liverpool in late 1995.

since she looks a bit sad and ponderous in the photos above, here are some pictures of her with her owner a few years back:

Flossie is emanating an aura of authority, definitely boss of that household

On TODAY'S episode of "I Think Google Used the Wrong Picture", we have this masterpiece of a thumbnail

Except I clicked on the article and was proven wrong!! Google DID use the right picture! The full image is somehow even better

I don't live in Massachusetts but I hope this one wins

Your 2025 Wrapped!

  • You spent 25,711 minutes approaching total despair
  • The ever-present ache grew 43%
  • Your top moods were “melancholy” and “unease”
  • You are less savable than 96% of users

did you know if you are good enough at time management you can sleep 17 hours straight and not sleep at all the next night? the reviews are coming in, critics are raving: "this is not a good idea" and "please go to bed" "wow those are some eye bags, are you sick?"

My current favourite tiktok trend is the one where people wrap presents to look like something they’re not and some people get ridiculous with it

Like:

✨The dedication ✨

Look at all this ones tho ajdkakdka

i fucking love reactions in texting apps like discord. theyve revolutionized how i communicate. i can put a bug on your message

when not to think about the passage of time/your life:

- sundays

- end of the year

- your bday/the days leading up to it

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