You can’t kill me, I’m not alive.

Personifications can't be killed. Not permanently. Not unless what they represent dies.

Stab wounds? Bullets? Hanging? Fire? They'll heal. And if it's something they can't heal from, like a bomb aerosolizing them or sinking into the unfathomable depths of the sea or drifting away into outer space, they'll wake up reformed from the dirt of their land.

ivan is crying because alfred sucks ass at tetris ((idea by @bootyholetickler69))

He is so majesticccfdhdkej

OMG I cant believe i never shared these!

Just some doodles of the blorbo

And a little idea for how the trio works together sometimes

Tucker can go on the field as a little treat (especially with one of his blizzare franken-gadgets) but hes usually the guy in the chair staying back with his computer or pda depending on the situation

Hi… so sorry I died 🙂

Anyway I’m sick, can’t talk, and caved after seeing bits and pieces of Danny Phantom content for the last decade and started watching it.

I haven’t finished it yet but I read a handful of fics, and when I tell you I haven’t read something this depressing like, ever??? I’m lowkey traumatized, I ate the dove and regret every action that led me to it I may cry

(Srsly though he’s so adorable and it genuinely makes me sad bro)

I know I've mentioned this before, but if your crush is autistic (or suspected), you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them you have a crush on them. And if your way of telling them is inviting them somewhere as a date, you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them it's supposed to be a date.

The only reason I am married to my wife now is that in 2018 she straight up told me she had a crush on me and wanted to be my girlfriend.

Seconding. I didn't realise spouse had been flirting with me AFTER A SOLID WEEK OF TALKING ONLINE NON-STOP when they explicitly asked if I wanted to go on a date

One of my ex’s didn’t realize I had a thing for him after I whipped off my top, revealing a lacy hot pink see through bra and sat on his lap flirting for half an hour. His eyes never went below my nose. I sighed, took that as rejection, and moved off and said “oh, I had such a crush on you.”

He was genuinely shocked. He thought his crush was unrequited and was trying to be a gentleman. I thought half naked lap grinding was an impossible to miss signal.

If you have a neurodivergent baddie you wanna bang your only option is to yell “I CHOOSE YOU PICACHU”

2pGerita <333

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

So there's a medication called hyaluronidase. It's used to make other medications absorb better, because it makes the cell wall more permeable.

One common usage is to make local anesthetic more effective during surgery, for instance. It's used in a number of injected medications.

Bee stings contain an enzyme very similar to this medication, so sometimes, people with bee allergies have an allergic reaction to hyaluronidase.

This is called cross-reactivity, where your body mistakes something for the thing it's actually allergic to, and has an allergic reaction anyway. For instance, sometimes people with latex allergies also are allergic to bananas and other fruits. They don't actually contain latex, but there are some similar proteins.

Apparently, hyraluronidase used in humans is derived from one of four sources: sheep testicles, cow testicles, cow testicles again, and GMO hamster ovaries.

tl;dr: They won't inject you with bees, but they might inject you with purified cow testicle juice, and your body might say 'eh, cow balls are BASICALLY bees' and try to kill you anyway.

The world is full of such beauty and wonder. Thank you for that sentence.

Yall remember that one scene?

Link to the Guide at Project Gutenberg can be found here

A Wikisource entry can be found here.

Mirrors can be found here, here, here, here and here.

a secret santa gift for the lovely @underforeversgrace! Duchi drew blood! A little blood! First time for everything! Unbelievable! Love you Grace!

What would you do if you found out your enemy is a vigilante and he's hurt?

My try to create an illustration fully in traditional art. I'm kind of proud of it

my daily affirmation as an author

old zuko looks just like his great grandpa 😩

Cold heart