I do like that some of the sex scenes in heater rivalry are edited like im fading in and out of consciousness in the cuck chair

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

sometimes reddit is good

Literally

best addition

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

Okay

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

Kilo.

Uniform.

November

Golf.

Papa

Oscar

Whiskey

Papa

Echo

November

India

Sierra.

to be fair, canadians all agree, we should have tariffed heated rivalry if americans wanted to watch

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

I reblogged this specifically for the prev tag because it made me feel like I was having a stroke