Every time infiniteedge reblogs my posts I want to hit him with a giant cartoon mallet.

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

Halloween.

Again.

“Trick Or Treat.”

What I Wouldn’t Give

To Be A

“Butterfinger.”

Crushed.

Under The Tire

Of A #Lexus

Driven By A Wealthy Woman.

Yeah.

bro what?

Huh.

Your Floors.

What Kind Of Floors Are In Your Home?

Carpet?

Hardwood?

I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

Pictured: Feet from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

this picture conveys an emotion that doesn’t exist

He’s entrusting you with whatever power the gear holds, But not by choice. Circumstances and issues have arose that can only be resolved if you are the holder of this artifact. His face is screwed up with concern, light anger, a held-back sorrow. In the coming days he will learn of the fruition of your actions, but for now it is a guessing game. Make him- and the world, proud

mega man 11

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina

i love 'bumfuck' as an intensifier

Middle of bumfuck nowhere....... cus Yeah we're really lost... anal sex style 😞

The person most responsible for a safe flight

The pilot: ❌️

Air traffic control: ❌️

The insanely anxious passenger seated perfectly still with her eyes closed who believes she has a horse girl-like spiritual connection to the plane and is whispering soothing things to it in her mind during turbulence: ✅️