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"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten
No, sorry
Many men cannot imagine women as people, just as many men cannot imagine living an independent life, because they never learned to tie their fuckin' shoes themselves.
Ask him what he's gonna do when his wife leaves him and his children go no-contact. If he doesn't know the answer, go ahead and tell him.
Keele: I think I need a hug...
Meredy: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later* Keele: You... you can let go now.
Meredy: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Keele, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Reid: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Keele: Ohhhh-
Farah: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Reid as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!
Reid now: I can’t wait to go to bed.
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Keele: I have a plan.
Reid: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.
Keele: …
Reid: …
Keele: I no longer have a plan.
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Keele: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Reid: Well then whose is it?
Keele, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
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Farah: Why are you late?
Keele: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Farah: Overslept?
Keele: Overslept.
When old comics age extremely well.
We have an update on the situation.
What will their next competition be? Decoupage, so they can see who scissors better? Taking the train, to see who rails the other one?
Take it, @thefingerfuckingfemalefury !
Propaganda under the cut:
It's so fucking baffling to me that hospitals went back to not masking. Like good news, we have lots of empirical evidence that masking prevents infections! Now to go back to walking around this absolute petri dish of a building filled with extremely vulnerable people unmasked
At least here, a lot of that was because while pro-masking people will be polite about asking someone else to mask, anti-maskers will be violently abusive to anyone wearing a mask, and hospitals put up with enough bullshit as is.
my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.
And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.
Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"
Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.
On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.
Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life
jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:
I think when im done with tumblr I'll just post an image of a dingy, bloodstained stairwell, caption it something like "I don't remember having a basement" and then just never post again
Considering that the Millennium Falcon was supposed to look like a junker, that's a reasonable colour scheme for a ship repaired with junkyard scraps
Catherine Schell as Maya - Space: 1999 (1976)
God, tumblr is gonna make me watch the gay hockey show, isn’t it?
Hey, I haven't watched the gay pirate show, the gay vampire show, or the gay cartoon demon show, so Tumblr can't force you to watch the gay hockey show.
OTOH, I did wind up watching the gay owl lady show, the gay space rocks show, and parts of the gay DC superhero shows, so there's that.
You may remember the "Krayt Dragon" seen in the original Star Wars film when C3P0 and R2D2 arrive on the planet Tatooine:
The scene, filmed in 1976, reportedly involved actor Anthony Daniels in costume as C3P0, and a large prop skeleton made of foam. The fake skeleton was left in the desert after filming. But last year, an odd fact came to light: The scene listed in Lucasfilm's records was NOT the one seen in the final film.
According to Lucas sibling and then-assistant-director Billy Bob Lucas Jr., the prop shipped to Tunisia for filming and later rediscovered by famed film archaeologist D.W. Reynolds in the 1990s was deemed "too small" to be compelling, and filming was delayed. Indeed, records newly unloaded at Disney's "Michael Eisner Memorial Cinematic Preservation Site" (a small incinerator in their basement) list the actual filming location as 20 miles south of where the original shoot was to have been filmed.
A small group of traveling Star Wars fans known as "Trekkies" headed to the site shortly after and found what they believed to be the actual remains of the Krayt Dragon prop that was used for the final film:
The story took a strange turn however when they dug up the prop and noticed that the vertebrae were not made of foam:
Indeed, the entire 50ft long skeleton was not a prop, but the image seen in the original movie was, in fact, a genuine colossal skeleton. Lucasfilm prop master Roger Pagan was asked for comment and took a break from filming on "Battlefield Earth 2: The AfterMathematics" to answer. According to Pagan, "Yeah the prop was too small so we headed into the desert where some locals said there was already a big skeleton. We found it, figured it was a whale, shot the scene and headed out."
Analysis however found that the vertebra was not from a whale, but rather a reptile. Nor was it a fossil, but seems to have only died in the late 1800s, suggesting that indeed, a species of undiscovered 50ft reptiles is currently dwelling in the Tunisian desert.
Asked for comment, George Lucas himself explained, "That's nothing, that trash compactor creature was just caught from an LA sewer and we set it free there when we were done filming. Ever feel something weird on your butt on the toilet? That's our Dylan."
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