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The Private Life of a Cat 1946 | dir. Maya Deren, Alexander Hammid
literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum
Whistleblower on Reddit rage-blogs about how the food delivery company he worked for as a developer is ripping customers AND drivers off.
Main post screenshotted here in case it gets yanked; the whole thread is worth a read.
Posted January 2026.
Когда хозяин где-то шарахается, а ты дома один.Нечёсаный. Неглаженый. Нецелованный….
“When the master is gallivanting about somewhere, while you’re home alone. Unbrushed. Unpetted. Unkissed….”
why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why
we are all sinners
oh my god you're right gochujang would go hard as hell in pasta sauce
this is my secret for all tomato based sauces. add a little bit of gochujang.
me: oh boy, i have additional or supplemental information that clarifies or illustrates my point, but which i cannot add to my sentence without making it grammatically incorrect! whatever shall i do!
the helpful parentheses:
Trying to write sex scenes is so aggravating because honestly describing sex is pretty boring. It's mostly just people putting bits of themselves on or inside other people's bits so you run into a lot of "they walked to another room" type problems where you can get caught up in just describing where everyone's limbs and shit are. What really makes smut interesting and hot, in my opinion at least, is sensory description but that's also hard because you'll be sitting there trying to find a new way to say "they were feeling sexual pleasure and it felt pretty good". Then you also have to figure out how to write dialogue that doesn't sound completely ridiculous and hackneyed. Really makes you want to just write "they boned down real good and it was totally hot trust me, it was definitely the kind of thing you'd want to jerk your shit to," and have done with it.
just be yourself and don’t care about what other people think! Why would you care about what other people think about you?
(DISCLAIMER: what other people think about you will determine every aspect of your support network, your ability to get housing and employment, the quality of your medical care, how you are treated by the legal system, and how likely people will be to sic the police on you for violating social norms.)
hey, listen, I get where you’re coming from but I don’t think this one is capitalism’s fault. I really don’t think capitalism is responsible for the general concept of social ostracism. We can’t just use capitalism to mean “bad thing-ism” we gotta remember that some words mean things
I think this one is capitalism *and* colonialism.
colonialism also didn't invent social ostracism I'm sorry
Get an ask in my inbox -> read it -> "oh, that's nice; I need to think of a good response" -> "this deservea more attention than I can give it rn; I'll take another look at it later" -> close inbox until later -> "later" never really comes -> forget -> repeat
my thing is that. if you want a lesbian version of heated rivalry. women’s sports (pwhl, wnba, etc)—where players have public relationships with each other irl—wouldn’t actually make good settings. imo a gay sports romance frequently works bc the main relationship is under pressure from the typically masculine & often homophobic environment. but, women’s sports tend to be less traditionalist in this regard (bc women engaging in traditionally masculine activities is already comparatively subversive). so i guess what i’m saying is that, if you wanted a show about lesbians competing in a high pressure, physically demanding, traditionally north american activity. and you wanted to keep this spirit of subversion alive. it would have to be about competitive cheerleading
my thing is that. if you want a lesbian version of heated rivalry. women’s sports (pwhl, wnba, etc)—where players have public relationships with each other irl—wouldn’t actually make good settings. imo a gay sports romance frequently works bc the main relationship is under pressure from the typically masculine & often homophobic environment. but, women’s sports tend to be less traditionalist in this regard (bc women engaging in traditionally masculine activities is already comparatively subversive). so i guess what i’m saying is that, if you wanted a show about lesbians competing in a high pressure, physically demanding, traditionally north american activity. and you wanted to keep this spirit of subversion alive. it would have to be about competitive cheerleading
I don't always get pissed off when people say they hate men because I feel like it's a very situational thing. If you get stung by bees 5 times in a row or are dealing with a bee who's being a dickhead and say I HATE BEES I'd understand that fully, and if someone called you anti-environmentalist for that it would be poorly timed at best and policing language at worst. However if we're discussing the environment at a convention with a bunch of pollinators, including those whose happiness relies on being a bee, and you interject with "why don't we just kill all bees, problem solved lol" then I don't know how to tell you that is not the right time for this
