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Lucky Clover Gazette Newspaper Issue 45 Happy New Year!

Here's a special edition of the Lucky Clover Gazette's newspaper, wishing you all a Happy New Year!

Big shoutout to everyone below:

@axidentshappen @critical-birb @asktheritochampion @zeelady2004 @virtualplays @askoutofmalice @asktheshield @3leggedmagpie @samjokjak @askaritobard @vanali-of-winterfell @inthestripclubstraightupjorkinit @askvahmedoh @caseys-soup-corner @askthegerudochieftain @nagasriel 

@ask-the-koroks @askautisticlink @askthehylianchampion @avenin @askthesageofwindraphica @totk-link @the-sage-of-aura-and-shadows @zenoxonslibrary @trans-man-named-marc @echoingvoids @frisbeedog0-0 @askvencetheritoswordsman

( There's probably some of you I missed, but I just want to thank each and everyone of you, including the anons.

Every funny ask. Every entertaining reblog reply. Every comment made. Every message sent my way. Every answered ask. I acknowledge each and every single one of them!

Without all of you guys, this blog wouldn't have lasted as long as it has. I sincerely thank you all for making this blog special!

Here's to the new year, another round of crazy unpredictable stories, and hoping this newspaper reaches many more kindred spirits, as well as Penn making many more friends! :D )

#MAHHHWHHHHHWAHAWWWWW AHHHH#🫶🫶🫶#WE LOVE YOU PENN
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beth-unico-offical asked:

Hello! I noticed that you’ve stumbled into my version of Hyrule! While you’re stopping by, would you like to buy a product from Unico Industries? We sell a great variety of things, although we primarily sell weapons.

Unico Tablet - 800 rupees

Unico Gauntlet - 1000 rupees

UnicoBot - 1200 rupees

And also various armour, vehicles, devices, and other things!

If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

-Beth Unico, head of Unico Industries, Sage of Sheikah

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…do you take bananas perhaps?

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inthestripclubstraightupjorkinit asked:

could a zora potentially survive mild electrocution and then falling to the ground at around thirty feet

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hyrule-institutes-of-health answered:

While Zora bones are amply strong enough to withstand impact from thirty feet, electric shock is extremely dangerous due to the low resistance of the Zora integument. Lacking a continuous sheet of squamous epithelial cells and being constantly wet allows electricity to easily pass through the integument into the body.

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#good news I lived
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askpennthereporter asked:
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You're right. To an extent. We've lost many wars, and more are probably yet to come. Our lord was defeated, as he has been throughout history by Hylia's warriors.

I don't think that'll mean we disband, however. Do we have a purpose anymore? Not really. But we also don't have a home outside of the clan. The rest of Hyrule isn't exactly going to welcome us back into society with open arms. Many members do not talk to their family still. Many members don't have a family do begin with. I, for one, have lost many friends and... relationships over this. But it's the life we've chosen and the life we'll keep choosing. Maybe not willingly, but until Hyrule can heal... it's all we have.

and besides, Ganon will eventually rise to power, along with Hylia's new batch of warriors. Maybe we'll have a purpose beyond chaos and being misfits by then. Maybe we won't.

But I know that I'm staying.

...you get banana flavored licorice because I hate licorice.

#inthestripclubstraightupjorkinit#ooh existential crisis with viridi#yiga oc#zora oc#yiga clan#yiga

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