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In the world of writing, there's a saying that goes something like "the way you make a story arc is you introduce a guy, you put him up a tree, you throw rocks at him, and then you get him down from the tree" and I've noticed that for some reason, people who write m/m seem to have a philosophy of putting a guy up a tree, throwing rocks at him, then throwing hammers at him, then throwing bombs at him, then stabbing him to death, then burning the body, and then rolling over the ashes with a steamroller
god this is fucked. why aren't we doing this to more lesbians.
game design accelerationism. cramming as many dark patterns as you can into one game. gacha game where you have to pay weekly fees to keep the characters you've unlocked. they guilt you more and more the closer you get to the payment deadline. "did I mean nothing to you? after all the gems you spent to find me. I'll return to the nothingness if you don't pay the $24.99 you know. it's so dark and cold there. you really are a bad person…" the other characters start judging you too. you open the game and interrupt a cutscene between 2 characters talking behind your back. "I can't believe he's doing that to Princess Tits"
Homoerotic friendship where we just beat the shit out of each other #needthat
listen man if your throat is not sore rn and your nose is not stuffy or runny, take a deep breath in and swallow and be sososososo thankful
