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So Bannon knows Trump's dying lol
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Just imagine being Trump right now. You don't know what day it is. You don't know what year it is. You couldn't name all your grandchildren on the spot if pressed. Windmills are your biggest fear. You're just listening to the soft tunes of Phantom of the Opera's "Prima Donna" playing on the speakers in the White House. Your sycophants are publicly sucking your dick. Big burly men with tears in their eyes approaching you saying, "Of course you deserve a third term, sir." Meanwhile your VP Jay Dee is gunning for a 2028 bid. One of your biggest dicksuckers Ted Cruz is gunning for a 2028 bid. Your friend Steve Bannon is gunning for a 2028 bid. You just passed your fourth cognitive test and doctors are telling you you're the healthiest human being to over walk the earth, but you don't understand why they're quietly shaking their heads behind your back. You're small and frightened and scared, but you don't know why.
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This is Gaza, where not a single house remains standing. We are without shelter, without food, without water. We are dying. We are being bombed every day. We are being shot at in the middle of Gaza City. Where is the ceasefire agreement? Where is the humanity? They are shooting at and targeting people who go to get some firewood for their families to cook. We are truly oppressed.
For two years, we have been suffering from illness, murder, war, loss, we have been suffering, and we are still suffering yesterday, the rains were very heavy and the storms are strong. Please donate to us and share this post Please donate, donate, don't ignore.
In recent days, the bombing has doubled from previous days. The bombing is very difficult. There have been many martyrs in recent days. Also, guys, my father's health condition is very difficult. He's suffering from high blood pressure and a serious cancerous tumor inside the bladder. And the tumor is from the malignant sample, which is rapidly spreading. Please donate and share this post
Please help my friend Ibrahim. He's only a kid, and doesn't deserve to be in this situation. He's been talking with me for months and he's currently pretty sick.
Please, I don't want my tiredness to go to waste. I just want you to donate what you can because I really need your help, please share this post, add a comment and donate if we can.
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This is Gaza, where not a single house remains standing. We are without shelter, without food, without water. We are dying. We are being bombed every day. We are being shot at in the middle of Gaza City. Where is the ceasefire agreement? Where is the humanity? They are shooting at and targeting people who go to get some firewood for their families to cook. We are truly oppressed.
For two years, we have been suffering from illness, murder, war, loss, we have been suffering, and we are still suffering yesterday, the rains were very heavy and the storms are strong. Please donate to us and share this post Please donate, donate, don't ignore.
In recent days, the bombing has doubled from previous days. The bombing is very difficult. There have been many martyrs in recent days. Also, guys, my father's health condition is very difficult. He's suffering from high blood pressure and a serious cancerous tumor inside the bladder. And the tumor is from the malignant sample, which is rapidly spreading. Please donate and share this post
Please help my friend Ibrahim. He's only a kid, and doesn't deserve to be in this situation. He's been talking with me for months and he's currently pretty sick.
Please, I don't want my tiredness to go to waste. I just want you to donate what you can because I really need your help, please share this post, add a comment and donate if we can.
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This is Gaza, where not a single house remains standing. We are without shelter, without food, without water. We are dying. We are being bombed every day. We are being shot at in the middle of Gaza City. Where is the ceasefire agreement? Where is the humanity? They are shooting at and targeting people who go to get some firewood for their families to cook. We are truly oppressed.
For two years, we have been suffering from illness, murder, war, loss, we have been suffering, and we are still suffering yesterday, the rains were very heavy and the storms are strong. Please donate to us and share this post Please donate, donate, don't ignore.
In recent days, the bombing has doubled from previous days. The bombing is very difficult. There have been many martyrs in recent days. Also, guys, my father's health condition is very difficult. He's suffering from high blood pressure and a serious cancerous tumor inside the bladder. And the tumor is from the malignant sample, which is rapidly spreading. Please donate and share this post
Please help my friend Ibrahim. He's only a kid, and doesn't deserve to be in this situation. He's been talking with me for months and he's currently pretty sick.
Please, I don't want my tiredness to go to waste. I just want you to donate what you can because I really need your help, please share this post, add a comment and donate if we can.
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Just like Keith Porter’s family lost someone precious and people helped them, I want to tell you about my little sister Ronza in Gaza. She suffers from severe malnutrition and serious health problems. Her body is weak, and her life is in danger if she doesn’t get urgent medical care now.
Every donation, no matter how small, can make a real difference in her life. We need your help to provide her with treatment, food, and care.
As the world helped Keith and his family, today we ask you to help Ronza and give her a chance to survive.
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Just like Keith Porter’s family lost someone precious and people helped them, I want to tell you about my little sister Ronza in Gaza. She suffers from severe malnutrition and serious health problems. Her body is weak, and her life is in danger if she doesn’t get urgent medical care now.
Every donation, no matter how small, can make a real difference in her life. We need your help to provide her with treatment, food, and care.
As the world helped Keith and his family, today we ask you to help Ronza and give her a chance to survive.
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Just like Keith Porter’s family lost someone precious and people helped them, I want to tell you about my little sister Ronza in Gaza. She suffers from severe malnutrition and serious health problems. Her body is weak, and her life is in danger if she doesn’t get urgent medical care now.
Every donation, no matter how small, can make a real difference in her life. We need your help to provide her with treatment, food, and care.
As the world helped Keith and his family, today we ask you to help Ronza and give her a chance to survive.
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Fakemon idea: A Pokemon called Fakemon who's very obviously just a Digimon poorly disguised as a Pokemon.
"You claim to be a Pokemon but you're standing upright and got guns."
"So does Blastoise!"
"Blastoise doesn't wear clothes."
"Lots of Pokemon wear clothes."
"Most Pokemon don't speak."
"Listen here, buddy, one more word and I'll digivolve- I mean mega evolve- to my mega level- I mean mega evolution..."
"Will it look completely unrelated to how you look right now?"
". . .Maybe."
“You claim to be a
Pokemon but you’re standing
upright and got guns.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Us, arriving to Austria to a tiny family hotel owned by an elderly lady
Us: speak only limited German
Lady: barely speaks English
Us:
Lady:
Lady: Czech? Slovak?
Us: Czech
Lady, to herself: Czech, that's a Slavic language right
Lady: understand Yugoslavian?
Us:
Us: yeah that works
Shit like this can really only happen in Europe. Reminds me of the time I took my best shot at ordering at a restaurant in Spain in spanish. The closest language to spanish that I actually speak is latin.
Waiter: Germany?
Me: No, Czechia.
Waiter, in a heavily accented but intelligible Czech: Why didn’t you say so before! We get you guys here all the time!
Já v roce 2019 na Ukrajině: OK, takže když použiju tohle staročeský slovo, přidám polský sloveso, své chabé znalosti záhoráčtiny a řeknu to s ruskym přízvukem, tak to projde.
[Me in 2019 in Ukraine: ok so if i use this Old Czech word, add a Polish verb, my poor knowledge of the Záhorie dialect of Slovak and say it with a Russian accent, it might pass]
Reminds me of the time when we were in Poland and I tried to order a burger using a truly unholy mix of Slovak, Russian and Ostrava dialect (which in itself is like an unholy mix of Czech and Polish).
I did get the burger
[#my grandpa called this "Slavic Esperanto"]
I know Ukrainians who can do this on purpose and masterfully, and it was mind-blowing to hear a speech as immediately understandable to an audience of native speakers of three different native Slavic languages, not just two languages as is common
During one student exchange I (a Pole) got acquainted with two students from Czechia and Russia. At first we talked in English or German, but after a while we’ve noticed, that we could understand each other’s native languages just fine. And if some word was unknown in one language, another one had the right synonym.
*Each of us talking in their mother tongue*
Me: Bla bla bla.
Russian: I don’t know this “bla”.
Czech: Oh, we have “bla”! We also call it “that”!
Russian: Oh I know “that”! It’s a very old version of “this”.
Me: Oh, we have “this” too, but it means something slightly different.
German acquaintance: Was für nen Scheiß zieht ihr da ab? o_O
the reason there aren't slavic people in the bible is that they wouldn't have been surprised or awed to hear the disciples speak in tongues and be understood by people of many nations at once
Slavs walked away from the Tower of Babel mildly inconvenienced.
As a non-native speaker of Czech who is only conversationally proficient and has terrible grammar, let me tell you, no one was more surprised than I was to discover that I can understand Slovak just fine. And when the two moving guys finished hauling my furniture to my new apartment and we were chatting a bit before they left, I discovered that the reason I'd had a little trouble understanding one of their "accents" was because he was speaking Ukrainian the whole time.
"Slavs walked away from the Tower of Babel mildly inconvenienced." killed me
