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Lemme go

The fire is gone, have no fear. Where do I get gasoline though, for emergencies?

Nail polish is not an effective fire repellent

I have found a small device labeled “Bic” with a metal wheel, a lever, and some sort of plastic shell. What is the purpose?

stupid idiot creature trying to steal my lemonade within my sight. It sickens me

I put coffee creamer in my hot chocolate because I am a scientist

Those weird birds (?) keep getting in the attic and making my ears hurt D: and they shit on the floor I’m mad at them how to do I tell them to leave

Doing a trade deal with the one who fears mages. Does anyone have a weapon they aren’t using? Ive found that I do not have any gold nor weapons on my person at this time

⍜⊑ ⌇⊑⍜⍜⏁. ⏃⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏃⍀⋔⟟⟒⌇ ⍀⟒⏃⎅⊬? ⟟⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⋔⍜⏁⊑⟒⍀⌇⊑⟟⌿ ⌿⍀⟒⌿⏃⍀⟒⎅? ⟟⎎ ⋏⍜⏁ ⊬⍜⎍ ⋔⟟☌⊑⏁ ⟊⎍⌇⏁ ⍙⏃⋏⏁ ⏁⍜ ☊⏃⌰⌰ ⏁⊑⟒⋔ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⏃ ⋏⟒⍙ ⌇☍⟟⋏⌇⎍⟟⏁.

Someone walked up to me and asked if I wanted to know how to find paradise. I didn’t talk to them. Do you guys think that was a bad decision?

Have you all ever found something really cool in the garbage

7-11 is 99 years old

Met a kind human today! He said he was a few thousand years old. I showed him drag queens, and he told me his name was Koschei the Deathless. very cool