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Source: tiktok.com
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@yearofthe4077's 2026 M*A*S*H Prompt Fest
January (Pre-Canon/Season 1) Childhood Sweethearts
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Realize that the USA bombing Venezuela is not the result of pointless evil or the desire to simply cause chaos and destruction. These attacks are planned to the letter, that is the result of being under the boot of an imperial empire that seeks to exploit the natural resources of another country; more specifically Latin America. As much as people say that Trump is a uniquely bumbling idiot, he’s operating just as those before him have in the past (see Obama and his drone strikes on the Middle East).
The USA is functioning as intended. This isn’t the first time the government has attempted to or has staged a coup in order to gain control.
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internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing
date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.
happy 10 year anniversary!
This post.
This fucking post.
It is in some ways, the only piece of evidence I have that there was a time Before.
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La tendresse c'est toucher avec respect l'âme de l'autre
Tenderness is touching another a soul with respect.
I think this is AI
Is it? It's very typical horse and toddler behaviour and the physical details in fiddly stuff like the hay and the child's jumper look fine. It might be very good ai but what would be the point in simulating something so common and normal?
Then again people do generate ai images of very normal stuff like "cat sitting in a parking space" so
Yeah this is definitely real.
That is the exact look of a horse thinking “sometimes this small creatures gives me cookies so I will Investigate More Closely” combined with the ear set of “but why are there no cookies??”
And also. I don’t think AI knows about baling twine being the universal tool of barns, and you can see it holding up something in the adjacent stall.
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While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.
It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.
One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.
Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??
Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?
Why must the future suck SO much?
A good rundown on what each brand of TV is up to and which settings you should turn off.
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Anonymous asked:
the nightmare
George unwittingly tips his eye doctor and is outraged when he starts expecting one after each visit.
Kramer starts charging his sleep paralysis demon rent.
JERRY:
"But where is the money coming from?"
KRAMER:
"I told you, from my sleep paralysis demon! If he's gonna be staying in my apartment, then he oughta pay his fair share of the rent!"
ELAINE:
"But there IS NO DEMON! SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS ARE NOT REAL PHYSICAL CREATURES!"
KRAMER:
"Well then where's the money coming from, huh?"
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Scandinavians when outdoor string lights were invented
Scandinavian trees from October to March:
Before this we would mostly just set things on fire to keep our spirits up
Scandinavians before outdoor string lights were invented:
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I swear, when you’re not familiar with the names of songs or musicians (especially recent ones), every tumblr music poll looks like this:
Please read the notes and tags. You know how tumblr plays with jpegs like dolls? Well, they’re also willing to Goncharov anything.
I feel like Murder Girls was always going to be the most obvious choice given all the aging millennials on tumblr and the nature of time, especially since it was on that episode of House, but I don’t think the lyrics make sense and Bob (part 3) actually meets the criteria for a “breakup song”
I think the problem with Bob (part 3) is that after they used the Grøndel cover in that one episode of Halfway Horse it's now viewed more as a murder song than a breakup song.
I mean, what is a murder but a really decisive break up anyway
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I'm sorry guys A few years ago I found a button that says 'press this to make the world 1% more evil' and I have just been pressing it and pressing it all day long every day. I'm not going to stop pressing it anytime soon but I wanted to say I'm sorry. also I'm very happy to say that I have forgiven myself so that's a big milestone for me
