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I dream of becoming a plushie.

@lambpluscrownequalsleader / lambpluscrownequalsleader.tumblr.com

Welcome to my main out of 6 blogs. I go by he/him and I'm (kinda) straight, just get a bit freaky around my friends 😏 (online or irl you deserve friendly love). I also have no real attraction towards any women yet (no I'm not gay). I'm obsessed with Eyefestation (Not yandere obsessed, tf you think I am) Also I love Pressure, I'm learning Spanish for some dam OC reasons, and Muichiro Tokito is my new adopted child(Kokushibo is not safe he took my child from me 😭😭). Oh yeah, I'm a minor, stay away from the blog preds.
✨Kidnapping✨
✨Enslavement✨

Real cool things, aren't they my loyal followers?

Well, hello there my little follower, what brings you here? Did you want to see my red crown? Well you can't touch it, you sweet little dumbass. Anyways...uh...random shit, go!

✨Random shit time:

This is my main blog, I post all the shit I used to do before turning this into a rp blog, just with different personal.

I have a wife stay back.

Uh, I, um, I don't allow pets, I guess.

Anyways, MOVING ON!!

Allowed asks:

Random shit I guess.

Tell me about yourself, your life, how's school, did you do your homework?

Pats....I guess...NOT TOO MANY THOUGH.

Just chill with me...breathe.

If you wanna fight, we can, get ready to get your ass beat.

NOT allowed asks:

Flirting.

I'm not starting off wherever you're going to start me off at

No controlling shit or I'ma stab you to death

✨ Outro✨

Thank you for listening you fine loyal subject. I gotta get going now, those monsters can't go back into normal forms themselves you know. Anyways, cya, have an absolutely fine day!

*Fucking teleports*

(mod: this is so fucking unserious)

Welp. I'm bouta have a boring ass winter break. My bestie's going to Oklahoma and I got no one to talk to 😔

Anyways bye bye Tumblr

I like chicken, and deltarune, an games, and pizza, and my best fwend, and my gurlfwend, and sawnick :33

stop this fucking drama, aight? and stop playing with women, you're acting like a dumb 11 yo who was allowed to access the Internet. do you have no shame? the girl feels like shit because of you and It's not funny, not cool. U're acting like a drama queen. If you don't feel attracted to women then why the hell did you start dating her? no sense

Also I recommend you delete Tumblr because this is the best solution, gay boy

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Who tf r u

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were-ralph

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

prev hates books

Prev isn’t fun spend time with.

really? thanks :)

prev doesn’t care about her friends :)

Ooh fun game uhh.. prevs pfp is really ugly and not cute at all.

Prev is sane.

That was harsh Rem lol

Prev doesn’t manage to make me feel happy by caring about me

Prev doesn’t save me when things get to insane

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bellabookworm

prev is mean

Prev is NOT a microceleb

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holyshit-am-i-okay

prev is completely and utterly correct

Prev hates Conan with a burning passion

Prev hates crane wives with a burning passion

Even reading that sentence hurts me </3

Prev is a top

Prev thinks caprisun isn’t actually gud at all

Ngl there are some flavors that suck absolute ass, but most are good.

Prev DOESN’T make me happy to see on my dash

Prev is delusional.

Prev is gay.

Prev is lesbian.

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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david-reinbacher

😭🙏

Oh, joy. How wonderful.

😭😄

My gender is bipolar disorder it seems

🖕🏳️‍🌈

Angry gay. Accurate.

😔😌

Depression hidden by a mask of calm. Checks out.

Ngl I'm a horrible fucking boyfriend why tf does my girl still love me I disappear faster than my dad when she sends me over 72 (yes I counted) messages 🥲

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futuremoji

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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futuremoji

😉glad they’re looking out for me

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orborborborborb-deactivated2025

🌙

...what.

😵

That seems accurate ;v;

Yours is evil apparently lol :3

😝 EXCUSE ME??

😭 thats. slightly ominous

🐀

what is this supposed to mean

Re-doing this

🔥

okay either they think I’m cool or they want to commit arson on me

🫵

?????????????

🙌

Yay :3

✂️

Um what does this mean…😟

As ur guardian angle:)

👙 AYYYY BIG TITTY ANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cant blame them honestly :P

😭 heh. accurate

👍

Shocking

✍️ yeah okay makes sense boring but sense

✨yussss bet <3 love my angel.

🤨

yeah thats fair theyve seen my ao3 search history

😞

... Alright no need to be that disappointed-

🍝 what the heck does this mean does my guardian Angel think that I’m … wait is my guardian Angel the great spaghetti monster that one joke religion made

📃

I don't get it.

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

  1. I’m the best to ever do it
  2. Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
  3. No one’s ever done it like me
  4. I could be President/they should make me President
  5. Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
  6. The public wants to be me soooooo bad
  7. I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
  8. How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
  9. Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
  10. I’m being sabotaged

facts

I'm permanently engraving this into the microchip that is my brain

IS THAT A SNOWGRAVE REFEREN-

*me not knowing what Snowgrave is*

whahuh :0

It's a deltarune chapter 2 route

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

  1. I’m the best to ever do it
  2. Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
  3. No one’s ever done it like me
  4. I could be President/they should make me President
  5. Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
  6. The public wants to be me soooooo bad
  7. I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
  8. How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
  9. Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
  10. I’m being sabotaged

facts

I'm permanently engraving this into the microchip that is my brain

IS THAT A SNOWGRAVE REFEREN-

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