trick or treat?
I don’t even like women tho
*slowly lowers my gummy boobs I was gonna hand you* get off my property
I will still take the gummy boobs.

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@Hatman-offical
@Plague-doctor-offical
@Ominous-offical
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@The-Watcher-offical
We 👏 are 👏 not 👏 a 👏 cult 👏 we are not a cult 👏 👏
Wait no that’s a lie sry
We 👏 are 👏 very 👏 much 👏 a 👏 cult 👏 yes we are a cult 👏👏
No? We are a hivemind.
I prefer saying we're all employed by @satan-offical
Yes, and by employed you mean controlled
@satan-offical hey gurl 😏
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
IT’S BACK
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
ITS BACK
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
it’s from 2013 with 2.4mil tags how the fuck have i not seen it before?!?!?
It's important to support your mutuals when they go full hater over really petty and pointless issues.
honestly i love how much we use the word faggot
we have used something that is meant to hurt us and now its like a complement
I still been called it by many many straight people :(
I feel like the whole "flirting with death" saying is too uncreative nowadays
What about taking death out on a date?
Getting to know death?
Going all the way with death?
Marrying death?
Divorcing death?
Fighting over custody of the kids with death?
Cmon people we can be more creative than this
@grim-reaper-offical you have a lot of people interested in you in the notes
L- Ladies! One at a time, please...
*rubs @grim-reaper-offical shaped belly and burps*
i don’t “listen to music,” i loop one specific song like it’s giving me oxygen until i either hate it or achieve transcendence
*bites you*
*Bites you too*
WHAT NO STOP AHH
*NOMG*
Why are we biting Satan?
I am unsure. I am still studying mortals...
*rubs @satan-offical shaped belly and burps*
Okay so I may or may not have killed someone important..... chat what do i do?
*rubs @deadpool-offical shaped belly and burps*

