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@lordcephalopod / lordcephalopod.tumblr.com

I'm cranky, trans, and too old for this nonsense.

In Rimworld my top surgeon just failed to give a guy a peg leg four times in a row. So that's how my day is going.

Well no shit they can't give a guy a peg leg that's not top surgery at all

My BEST surgeon my MOST SKILLED surgeon my SURGEON WITH THE HIGHEST MEDICINE STAT just failed to give a guy a peg leg four times in a row.

softanti

new game: put your sexuality in the tags and what sauce you eat chicken nuggets with

im a lesbian and i only trust ranch

Omnisexual and I eat it with ranch

I’m straight and i eat chicken nuggets with plum sauce or sweet and sour sauce usually but honestly at this point i dip everything in anything

I’m asexual. While I don’t really eat chicken nuggets with sauce, I do consider trying with mayonnaise or tartar sauce.

Bisexual(Or Bicurious) And I Eat My Nuggies With Chick-Fil-A Sauce

chick fil a too🥹🥹🥹

fuck if i know and no sauce ever

Lesbian, I will cry if I’m given anything other than ranch

Bi and it depends on the restaurant but sweet and sour or bbq sauce- unless they have thai chili sauce which is what I actually want.

Bi and honey, which is getting rarer at locations I’d ever get nuggets from.

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

this is a message to all babytrans. you may come across a subreddit or maybe even a 4chan board that is made up entirely of the most miserable trans people you’ve ever met. they have their own lingo borrowed straight from incel communities. but instead of being an incel where cishet men tell each other that women will never want to fuck them because of 2 mm of browbone, it’s trans women telling each other that they will never be a woman because of 2 mm of browbone. it’s trans men calling other trans men pooners for having a round face instead of a chiseled gigachad jawline. but they swear it’s not a toxic community because they’re all hiding under several layers of irony, so you can never really tell if someone is being serious. and it’s very important that you never visit these forums, even out of morbid curiosity

since this post is making rounds i feel like resharing this for no reason in particular

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