mutuals i am politely asking you what color i remind you of

Suggested replies dragging my name thru the mud

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

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this is a message to all babytrans. you may come across a subreddit or maybe even a 4chan board that is made up entirely of the most miserable trans people you’ve ever met. they have their own lingo borrowed straight from incel communities. but instead of being an incel where cishet men tell each other that women will never want to fuck them because of 2 mm of browbone, it’s trans women telling each other that they will never be a woman because of 2 mm of browbone. it’s trans men calling other trans men pooners for having a round face instead of a chiseled gigachad jawline. but they swear it’s not a toxic community because they’re all hiding under several layers of irony, so you can never really tell if someone is being serious. and it’s very important that you never visit these forums, even out of morbid curiosity

since this post is making rounds i feel like resharing this for no reason in particular

(comic by @tpwrtrmnky)

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

scientists are drinking lots of soda so they can get enough energy to see what hours come after bed time

from what we can tell "full movie online free" seems to be some kind of 21st century prayer