"I fucked her mother, I can fuck yours too."
A few days ago a throwaway joke I made in one of my fics ended up breaching containment and came up here on tumblr
The joke was about Zoey and Celine beefing on twitter and Zoey basically going "I'm fucking your daughter" (Rumi) and Celine responding "I fucked her mother, I can fuck yours too" and sending a picture of them at a coffee shop/date.
I just kinda want to elaborate on what I think went down for all of this because the reality of what happened in my mind is so funny to me. This one is for you @ur-daily-disaster
Zoey goes for the Rumi angle and thinks she's won, but Celine is a veteran at this. She knows every angle and every weak-point.
So she'll see the tweet and calmly dismiss whatever meeting she was in, casually fishing her phone out of her pocket as she leaves.
"Hello Ms. Park, would you happen to be free this afternoon?----- Yes, I know you're spending time with your daughter this evening, it won't take particularly long."
Because in my mind, Zoey's parents aren't bad at all(they're literally just divorced) Celine will actually be on good terms with both her mom and dad, though it's her mom that lives in Korea.
So this type of little meeting isn't super unusual, in reality. They do it maybe once or twice every month or two. They are fairly good friend, in all honesty (not that the girls actually know this), which is why Zoey's mom immediately knows Celine is up to something, because that is the only time Celine would refer to her as "Ms. Park".
So she comes to the coffee shop expecting something, and Celine certainly delivers.
She shows Zoey's mom the tweet, and then they both start grinning like idiots. Celine very rarely gets to actually indulge herself some mischief, and Zoey's mom? Well. Zoey had to get it from someone, right?
So they take the picture of their "date" and send it off.
They don't stop there, oh no.
We see throughout the movie that Celine has her sense of style, and she likes to keep to it- wear what is familiar to her. I'm gonna go ahead and say that this includes her jewelry, perfume and makeup. Especially lipstick.
She has one particular shade of lipstick and scent of perfume that she always uses, and now these two are going to use that to their advantage.
Zoey's mom will be wearing a nice white blouse, with a modest v neck. Not enough for cleavage or anything, but the collarbones are nice and exposed (*scandalized gasp*).
A single hickey. Just a slight bit under the collarbone, right at the edge of the shirt, so it's partially covered. They wipe away the lipstick so as to not make it too obvious.
Then they'll have Celine press a kiss to the juncture of her neck, partially on the neck of the blouse. They'll wipe away the lipstick from the skin, but leave it on the blouse. It's small enough that it could be seen as accidental, that they just missed the mark.
(Celine is more than willing to get the blouse replaced of course, because the dark colour is unlikely to fully come out, but Zoey's mom just winks at her and goes "Are you kidding? You just made this one worth a million won. I'm keeping it as a souvenir")
Lastly they'll just spray a bit of perfume on a napkin and wipe it on both sides of Zoey's mom's neck. Not enough to make it seem like she's truly wearing it, but enough for the scent to be present. Especially if someone is close enough to smell it. Like if she's being hugged, for example.
Once they're done they'll have matching grins and Celine'll just give her a kiss on each cheek like the stupid part French person I've made her.
"Thank you, you're a doll."
"Thank you! This is going to be the most fun I've had in ages."
Fast forwards a few hours, Zoey's mom (i need to give her a name istg) is at home when the door opens, and in comes the entirety of Huntrix. Mira and Rumi came along to drop Zoey off, and they all freeze right in the doorway as they spot her.
Not that Zoey's mom knows this, but they're all hunters. Celine has trained them all well enough to take in even the tiniest of details. They all spot the marks the moment they lay their eyes on her.
All of the colour drains out of Rumi's face in an instant. Zoey's mom is honestly a bit concerned that she'll faint, she looks so pale.
Mira is trying so hard not laugh she looks like she's about to pop a blood vessel. One hand has covered her mouth and another is holding on to Rumi so that she doesn't break her nose in case she does end up fainting.
Zoey has never known such devastation in her life. It is betrayal and it is horror and it is the bitter taste of defeat. She cannot look her mother in the eye.
Even as Zoey's mom comes over acting like nothing is wrong (that woman has a poker face to die for, she gives nothing away even as she cackles on the inside) and hugs her daughter. All Zoey can think of is the fact that the perfume Celine wears still lingers on her mother.
Mira and Rumi leave, the door barely having time to close behind them before Mira's cackles can be heard on the wind, Rumi's agonized weeping accompanying it.
Zoey can't ask, and Zoey's mom doesn't offer any information. She just quietly enjoys her daughters misery.
Later, when they're all back at the tower, Rumi staring off into space, Zoey catatonic on the couch and Mira unable to look at either of them without laughing, they'll get a single notification from the group chat they're in with Celine.
";)" Is all that awaits them as they all open the message.
Rumi almost tears the new honmoon to shreds in her anguish, Zoey helping her.
Mira is on the floor in hysterics, crying from laughter. She can't fucking breathe.
