some people think that tumblr is all about a high follower count and getting notes, when in reality it's all about the Mets baby let's go Mets 1986 CAN happen again come on baby let's go Mets

Every time I see people misconstruing the definition of punk for meaningless semantic discourse I mentally substitute "punk" for "electro swing"

"Are public libraries punk?" trite.

"Are public libraries electro swing?" immediately a better post

WHO?????

this spam caller is threatening to tell on me to Charlie Chips

MISS JOHN

you've really gotta hold down your job if you have one right now because it seems like every job opening is either orbital coal mining or selling deliriants to the elderly

you know. i must say that this is true for me as well

Happy Fuck You It's January!

happy fuck you it's January to all those who celebrate

But in better news there is still beauty in the world #popcornsnail

Slovenly Betsy illustration, Walter Hayn 1911

cried her eyes out

2029 bingi

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Charlie kirk dies again

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just a friendly new year’s eve reminder that if you accepted a challenge from a green knight this time last year you’re due tomorrow at the green chapel to get beheaded. time to get a move on